DIMBY 2010...bonus points for actually reading...Updated with attendance list

[ducpainter]

you guys are all trouble... that is all

Trouble is supposed to be at DIMBY...

what do you suppose the odds are he'll make it?

[cyrus buelton]

I'll come if you build a nice UFC octagon so I can take on Statler.

It could be a night of betting.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Trouble is supposed to be at DIMBY...

what do you suppose the odds are he'll make it?

I'll come if you build a nice UFC octagon so I can take on Statler.

It could be a night of betting.

About the same odds of Cyrus beating Statler.

[cyrus buelton]

About the same odds of Cyrus beating Statler.

The odds are not in my favor, but one kick to the old man's knee should take him down.

[Popeye the Sailor]

The odds are not in my favor, but one kick to the old man's knee should take him down.

I would pay to watch.

[cyrus buelton]

I would pay to watch.

Maybe that's how we collect money to buy Nate a really nice present.

[Statler]

This is a great idea but let's raise some money for charity with it.  $15 cover for guests and Cyrus and I each put up a grand.  Winner picks to which charity it goes.

And since I don't have post-diarrhea about my life history I guess I'm at an unfair advantage (perhaps Cyrus' shoulders need some work(over)?).

On the other hand I am 'the old man' and it's true I haven't had a rib cracked in any sort of competition in...oh shit...13 years.   Oh...did I not mention that here before?  It's how G and I met in 1990.   Hell, we should put her in the ring with him...that I'd pay to see.  

I'll pack my gear.   Head gear good idea since we're amateurs; mouth piece; I could go either way on shin and/or feet; cup; open gloves ok Cyrus?  being able to grapple will give the guests more of a show.

And to make it different, let's do an 8 foot box.   Four people act as corners and each hold two eight-foot pvc pipes that act as the ring.   Keeps it tight.

You're tattoo pictures show a little extra 'fluff' so I'm not sure about the weight advantage if any.   I'm 5'10 and 160.  about even?

tap out, knock out, or called by a neutral agreed-upon party?

you'll understand if I want to type up a waiver and need it signed right?

pony up, little boy.  I'm happy to call your bullshit hot air on this topic any day all day.  I think you have half-assed done a few martial arts in schools that also teach little kids and have trophies in the front window so you know the language.  I think you've never been in a real bar fight or any real fight for that matter...too white-bread yuppie.  I think you close your eyes when someone punches towards your face (if it's ever happened).  I bet you've never had your rear leg swept.  I bet you suck at any joint locks.  I bet you have a glass jaw.   I bet you bleed easily.  I bet you're in horrible aerobic shape.  hell, I know you need pain meds to get a make the beast with two backsing tattoo.  I bet you associate and are friends with (tag along puppy style) people who actually fight....people who would mop the floor with either one of us...because you like to drop their names (like the shooter you mention every other day)....but that you can't actually DO any of it.

come to NH and prove all of those beliefs wrong.  I'll post here from the hospital bowing to your superior skillz (with a Z).   or, go home broken for picking the wrong fight.

it'll be a wedding present for Nate.

You offered.  Step up.

damn...DIMBY could be more fun than I thought.

oh...were you just blowing more bullshit out of your piehole?

[Randimus Maximus]

holy shit!

it's a good thing the big shebang is only a couple weeks away.

if too many people knew about the potential mayhem, DIMBY would turn into an event of Woodstock magnitude!

I call dibs on one of the corners

[TiNi]

  for the cube... you'd have to go with a different shape, the UFC owns the octagon.

[lethe]

As an undercard, I'll be willing to see how many fishers I can beat.
Get out in the woods and round some up, I think I can take 10.

[ducpainter]

make the beast with two backs all this PC stuff...

pistols at 20 paces....maybe tactical pistols.

I'd pay to see that.

About the same odds of Cyrus beating Statler.

You showed up.

[Statler]

make the beast with two backs all this PC stuff...

pistols at 20 paces....maybe tactical pistols.

I'd pay to see that.
You showed up.

does Cyrus shoot one of his glocks?   I just have to duck low and right.

[ducpainter]

does Cyrus shoot one of his glocks?   I just have to duck low and right.

Why not?

[lethe]

Is this going to be one of those slap and scratch sissy fights?

[Statler]

Is this going to be one of those slap and scratch sissy fights?

oh certainly.

But if I promise at least one roundhouse to the head that connects enough to spit blood and/or tooth will that make up for it?

(hint, Cyrus, it'll come from either my left or right foot)