DIMBY 2010...bonus points for actually reading...Updated with attendance list

[lethe]

oh certainly.

But if I promise at least one roundhouse to the head that connects enough to spit blood and/or tooth will that make up for it?

(hint, Cyrus, it'll come from either my left or right foot)

Just so long as you don't break a hip doing so after all you are labeled as an oldtimer now somehow

[ducpainter]

Just so long as you don't break a hip doing so after all you are labeled as an oldtimer now somehow

Imagine how that makes me feel.

Anyway...

we better have some rain soon or there will be no fires...

never mind cage fights

[herm]

so is it too late to possibly add another to the guest list?

kathy just asked me if i was riding or driving because she wants to come along.

so,....a threesome in the screen porch/shed/hut...

[Statler]

Imagine how that makes me feel.

Anyway...

we better have some rain soon or there will be no fires...

never mind cage fights

have Jud do a rain dance.

I bet his dog once sniffed the ass of a dog whose owner dated a girl who once blew a guy who lived next door to a real live native American Indian.

So he knows rain dances.

[Statler]

so,....a threesome in the screen porch/shed/hut...

is that counting or not counting the blue teddybear?

[ducpainter]

is that counting or not counting the blue teddybear?

Pretty sure we could find a moose doll.

[lethe]

have Jud do a rain dance.

I bet his dog once sniffed the ass of a dog whose owner dated a girl who once blew a guy who lived next door to a real live native American Indian.

So he knows rain dances.

Well at least it's not a girl who sniffed a guy's ass who was blowing a dog, then I'd worry about our little buddy.

[herm]

This is a great idea but let's raise some money for charity with it.  $15 cover for guests and Cyrus and I each put up a grand.  Winner picks to which charity it goes.

And since I don't have post-diarrhea about my life history I guess I'm at an unfair advantage (perhaps Cyrus' shoulders need some work(over)?).

On the other hand I am 'the old man' and it's true I haven't had a rib cracked in any sort of competition in...oh shit...13 years.   Oh...did I not mention that here before?  It's how G and I met in 1990.   Hell, we should put her in the ring with him...that I'd pay to see. 

I'll pack my gear.   Head gear good idea since we're amateurs; mouth piece; I could go either way on shin and/or feet; cup; open gloves ok Cyrus?  being able to grapple will give the guests more of a show.

And to make it different, let's do an 8 foot box.   Four people act as corners and each hold two eight-foot pvc pipes that act as the ring.   Keeps it tight.

You're tattoo pictures show a little extra 'fluff' so I'm not sure about the weight advantage if any.   I'm 5'10 and 160.  about even?

tap out, knock out, or called by a neutral agreed-upon party?

you'll understand if I want to type up a waiver and need it signed right?

pony up, little boy.  I'm happy to call your bullshit hot air on this topic any day all day.  I think you have half-assed done a few martial arts in schools that also teach little kids and have trophies in the front window so you know the language.  I think you've never been in a real bar fight or any real fight for that matter...too white-bread yuppie.  I think you close your eyes when someone punches towards your face (if it's ever happened).  I bet you've never had your rear leg swept.  I bet you suck at any joint locks.  I bet you have a glass jaw.   I bet you bleed easily.  I bet you're in horrible aerobic shape.  hell, I know you need pain meds to get a make the beast with two backsing tattoo.  I bet you associate and are friends with (tag along puppy style) people who actually fight....people who would mop the floor with either one of us...because you like to drop their names (like the shooter you mention every other day)....but that you can't actually DO any of it.

come to NH and prove all of those beliefs wrong.  I'll post here from the hospital bowing to your superior skillz (with a Z).   or, go home broken for picking the wrong fight.

it'll be a wedding present for Nate.

You offered.  Step up.

damn...DIMBY could be more fun than I thought.

oh...were you just blowing more bullshit out of your piehole?

hey now, them's fighting words. ( i know, thats the point...)
however, if one of the mods see it, you might get in trouble.


ok, maybe you wont, but if anyone else posted something like that, they would for sure.

[herm]

is that counting or not counting the blue teddybear?

i wasn't counting the bear, but i might be able to scare up a moose doll if she changes her mind.

[ducpainter]

hey now, them's fighting words. ( i know, thats the point...)
however, if one of the mods see it, you might get in trouble.


ok, maybe you wont, but if anyone else posted something like that, they would for sure.

Is this a civil rights post?

Seriously...

there is no doubt that Statler and Cyrus would love to duke it out, but...

'splain to me what rule...

besides maybe the baiting thing...

have been broken?

[lethe]

Is this a civil rights post?

Seriously...

there is no doubt that Statler and Cyrus would love to duke it out, but...

'splain to me what rule...

besides maybe the baiting thing...

have been broken?

besides in mod versus former anti-mod turned softie the rules are waived

[Statler]

Yes, I'd tell folks to simmer down a bit.... but if people wanted to set up a friendly sparring match that's cool with me.

I'm calling someone on their complete bullshit.   I'll take 24 hours off if the admins felt I broke a rule.

And I posted earlier in the admin section and asked them as a group to decide so it's not just Nate.

as Jud's never going to come to DIMBY it's all a threadjack anyway, so I'll get back to just fun plans for the festivities.

I'll try to remember to pack some cigars.

[ducpainter]

besides in mod versus former anti-mod turned softie the rules are waived

I just need to know who I am so I can act appropriately.

Yes, I'd tell folks to simmer down a bit.... but if people wanted to set up a friendly sparring match that's cool with me.

I'm calling someone on their complete bullshit.   I'll take 24 hours off if the admins felt I broke a rule.

And I posted earlier in the admin section and asked them as a group to decide so it's not just Nate.

as Jud's never going to come to DIMBY it's all a threadjack anyway, so I'll get back to just fun plans for the festivities.

I'll try to remember to pack some cigars.

I give you permission to jack my thread.

...and I might just hate you for the cigar thing....[trying to strangle the nicotine monkey climbing all over his back]

[Statler]

...and I might just hate you for the cigar thing....[trying to strangle the nicotine monkey climbing all over his back]

your wedding.   quite happy to be a smoke-free event from this end.   G will be happier sleeping in the explorer with the cigar-free beard too.


either that or I'll sit by the fire with a glass of something yummy and blow smoke rings while looking at you.

one or the other.

[cyrus buelton]

This is a great idea but let's raise some money for charity with it.  $15 cover for guests and Cyrus and I each put up a grand.  Winner picks to which charity it goes.

And since I don't have post-diarrhea about my life history I guess I'm at an unfair advantage (perhaps Cyrus' shoulders need some work(over)?).

On the other hand I am 'the old man' and it's true I haven't had a rib cracked in any sort of competition in...oh shit...13 years.   Oh...did I not mention that here before?  It's how G and I met in 1990.   Hell, we should put her in the ring with him...that I'd pay to see.  

I'll pack my gear.   Head gear good idea since we're amateurs; mouth piece; I could go either way on shin and/or feet; cup; open gloves ok Cyrus?  being able to grapple will give the guests more of a show.

And to make it different, let's do an 8 foot box.   Four people act as corners and each hold two eight-foot pvc pipes that act as the ring.   Keeps it tight.

You're tattoo pictures show a little extra 'fluff' so I'm not sure about the weight advantage if any.   I'm 5'10 and 160.  about even?

tap out, knock out, or called by a neutral agreed-upon party?

you'll understand if I want to type up a waiver and need it signed right?

pony up, little boy.  I'm happy to call your bullshit hot air on this topic any day all day.  I think you have half-assed done a few martial arts in schools that also teach little kids and have trophies in the front window so you know the language.  I think you've never been in a real bar fight or any real fight for that matter...too white-bread yuppie.  I think you close your eyes when someone punches towards your face (if it's ever happened).  I bet you've never had your rear leg swept.  I bet you suck at any joint locks.  I bet you have a glass jaw.   I bet you bleed easily.  I bet you're in horrible aerobic shape.  hell, I know you need pain meds to get a make the beast with two backsing tattoo.  I bet you associate and are friends with (tag along puppy style) people who actually fight....people who would mop the floor with either one of us...because you like to drop their names (like the shooter you mention every other day)....but that you can't actually DO any of it.

come to NH and prove all of those beliefs wrong.  I'll post here from the hospital bowing to your superior skillz (with a Z).   or, go home broken for picking the wrong fight.

it'll be a wedding present for Nate.

You offered.  Step up.

damn...DIMBY could be more fun than I thought.

oh...were you just blowing more bullshit out of your piehole?

You got baited in so easy. I won't even be in the country that week. I believe I posted about going to Costa Rica several weeks ago. Keep up. And no, my house won't be vacant.

You definitely don't understand my personality or my humor. Me in a cage fight?? hahahhaha. That is funny. I am 5' 6 3/4/" and now weigh 148lbs (so you do have a slight size advantage, along with a better reach being a giant to me. Oh yeah, I was a bit heavier in that picture, it was during a time I was banned from working out per my doctor, so was a bit out of shape. My cardio is fine and dandy). I've never once had a martial arts, boxing, wrestling, etc class in my life. I could give two shits about the UFC, therefore, I don't hang out with those types as they tend to be pricks who think they are king of the world. My neighbor has gotten into this sort of fighting and he has definitely changed his personality to fit in with the fighting community.

I was a soccer player dude. I could get beat up by a twelve year-old.

have Jud do a rain dance.

I bet his dog once sniffed the ass of a dog whose owner dated a girl who once blew a guy who lived next door to a real live native American Indian.

So he knows rain dances.

Right on.

I'll do one for you guys tonight