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Started by Monsterlover, December 31, 2009, 01:47:12 PM

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Monsterlover

December 31, 2009, 01:47:12 PM
At first I had no words.

Then I thought of a few.

http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/corvette_burnout/
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Scottish

#1
December 31, 2009, 01:53:11 PM
 [laugh] What an asshat!

[popcorn]

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gage

#2
December 31, 2009, 01:53:42 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]

He's saying goodbye to more than 600 dollars  [laugh]

stopintime

#3
December 31, 2009, 01:55:32 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]

Thank you - todays first big laugh [thumbsup]

252,000 km/seventeen years - loving it

Monsterlover

#4
December 31, 2009, 01:56:24 PM
Quote from: gage on December 31, 2009, 01:53:42 PM
[laugh] [laugh]

He's saying goodbye to more than 600 dollars  [laugh]

LOL he sure is!

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#5
December 31, 2009, 01:58:04 PM
Quote from: gage on December 31, 2009, 01:53:42 PM
[laugh] [laugh]

He's saying goodbye to more than 600 dollars  [laugh]
and he still needs tires. [thumbsup]
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VisceralReaction

#6
December 31, 2009, 01:58:46 PM
OK so since I'm not a modern car guy. Why didn't the tires spin and what did he
burn up? the clutch?
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Got Duc

#7
December 31, 2009, 01:59:48 PM
as soon as I saw the tires weren't spinning I figured it would be bad.

Can you say........

Is it covered under waranty?  [laugh]
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

gage

#8
December 31, 2009, 02:00:45 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 31, 2009, 01:58:04 PM
and he still needs tires. [thumbsup]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

my favorite part is when he gets out to look at the skid marks

and then pops the trunk before the hood [laugh] [laugh]

Monsterlover

#9
December 31, 2009, 02:06:32 PM
I missed that part.  I was too fixated on douch-baggery.

Yeah, the clutch was punished into dust.

It's tough to fry tire in a manual trans car (as compared to power braking an automatic trans car)
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

NAKID

#10
December 31, 2009, 02:07:54 PM
Why didn't the idiot cameraman tell him the wheels weren't spinning? Hello fried clutch....
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Monsterlover

#11
December 31, 2009, 02:12:07 PM
Maybe he didn't want to say anything

[evil]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

gage

#12
December 31, 2009, 02:17:27 PM
Quote from: NAKID on December 31, 2009, 02:07:54 PM
Why didn't the idiot cameraman tell him the wheels weren't spinning? Hello fried clutch....

Because he is an idiot

1. he walked in front of the car
2. he was trying to see which tires were spinning

Scottish

#13
December 31, 2009, 02:21:14 PM
You'd think the smell would give it away... but I guess you'd need to be able to tell the difference.

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erkishhorde

#14
December 31, 2009, 02:34:27 PM
Soo... what was he saying about 8,000mi and $600? He just got the tires 8,000mi ago and wanted to fry them doing a burnout? That's stupid. And then burning up the clutch instead of the tires was just idiotic.
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