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Z06 + douche = sadness

Started by Monsterlover, December 31, 2009, 01:47:12 PM

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gage

#15
December 31, 2009, 03:02:19 PM
R compound tires don't last very long they are soft like motorcycle tires

Monsterlover

#16
December 31, 2009, 03:06:00 PM
^ this is a true fact
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Scottish

#17
December 31, 2009, 03:45:12 PM
Well done burn out...
2009 ZR1 Corvette Burnout.

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Monsterlover

#18
December 31, 2009, 04:00:48 PM
^^ That is a decent one, but this guy wins.

He exemplifies dedication, and I-don't-give-a-make the beast with two backs-isness.

;D

2008 Z06 Corvette Burnout Corvettes at Carlisle
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Speeddog

#19
December 31, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
I *thought* I heard him shift.  [laugh]
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Bick

#20
December 31, 2009, 05:30:36 PM
 [clap]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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Kopfjäger

#21
December 31, 2009, 08:05:04 PM
There were a couple "mechanics" standing there watching. How about, "Shut it off, something's wrong."
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Raux

#22
January 01, 2010, 01:42:10 AM
i knew a guy that had one of the first new gen corvettes in 1994. he bought it... drove the shit out of it in italy (read no speed limit autostrada) and then sold it with something like 12,000 miles on it. (he was mad cause i borrowed it and took it over 12k  [evil] ) WITHOUT ever doing a service!!!

but it was fun to play with those Ferrari's that day  [laugh]

Grampa

#23
January 01, 2010, 06:46:38 AM
ring ring.......


Hello...thank you for calling Johnson Chevrolet service , this is Tom how may I assist you?

uh... hi Tom this is Jeff. I have a 07 z06 and I'm having a hard time getting my transmission to shift. I know the cars out of factory warranty but I purchased a Guardian extended warranty when I bought the car. The policy bumps the engine and trans warranty up to 5 years 100k on the miles. I bought the premium plan so I have a zero deductable and it covers a rental car. So.... when can I drop it off?

Jeff...

Yes Tom....

We have internet access here a Johnson Chevrolet.....

Cool Tom... so like I can surf the net while I wait for the shuttle van to pick me up and take me to the rental place?

Uh..... not exactly Jeff. When it's slow..... me and the techs all stand around and watch the funny things people post up on the net.

Oh...

Hey Jeff..... did I forget to mention we offer a free 51 point inspection with every set of tires purchased?


BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


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The Bacon Junkie

#24
January 01, 2010, 06:59:34 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

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teddy037.2

#25
January 01, 2010, 12:20:51 PM
Best. "Burnout." EVER!

Goat_Herder

#26
January 01, 2010, 12:57:48 PM
He did a burn out alright...  just not the tires.  LOL  Thanks for a great laugh, Mr. D-bag
Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

Raux

#27
January 01, 2010, 01:58:10 PM
so is a clutch covered under a powertrain warranty? thought that was a 'normal' wear item.

Monsterlover

#28
January 01, 2010, 02:56:20 PM
I'd be pretty surprised if they covered that.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Grampa

#29
January 01, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
Quote from: Raux on January 01, 2010, 01:58:10 PM
so is a clutch covered under a powertrain warranty? thought that was a 'normal' wear item.

it is a normal wear item.... but there are times when you can get one covered by warranty within the 12/12 time frame
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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