Holy Frozen Butt-Wipes Batman!!!

Started by Adamm0621, January 05, 2010, 12:27:31 PM

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Adamm0621

Yea... so apparently if you leave the diaper bag in the car when it's really make the beast with two backsing cold outside, and then you try to change your baby's diaper, you end up with a solid block of frozen butt wipes, and are left with nothing to use to get the shit off of your kid's butt.  Quite inconvenient when you're trying to run errands.  [bang] [bang]
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JEFF_H

that child is probably happy you were unable to use almost frozen wipes on its tender bits

The Architect

Use of frozen wipes now = tough kid later. 


I have a hard time getting my kids to wear their coats outside.  When temps are in the teens or lower do they cooperate. 

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Quote from: JEFF_H on January 05, 2010, 12:59:39 PM
that child is probably happy you were unable to use almost frozen wipes on its tender bits

i was thinkin' the same thing  :-\

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Quote from: JEFF_H on January 05, 2010, 12:59:39 PM
that child is probably happy you were unable to use almost frozen wipes on its tender bits

Pffft-in my day we had frozen butt wipes *and* frozen diapers, but did we complain?
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Quote from: MrIncredible on January 05, 2010, 05:53:18 PM
Pffft-in my day we had frozen butt wipes *and* frozen diapers, but did we complain?

ohhhh you had it easy, in my day we only had leaves and cardboard... and we were happy with it!
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easy solution to this...kid learns to potty early on.  [thumbsup]
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At least the cold will stop the butt burn ;D
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get burlap diapers and vodka based wipes  [thumbsup]

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Quote from: Raux on January 05, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
get burlap diapers and vodka based wipes  [thumbsup]


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Quote from: Raux on January 05, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
get burlap diapers and vodka based wipes  [thumbsup]

I would but I already have to use the burlap bags for when we forget to wash his clothes, and the vodka for when he won't take his naps.   ;)
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