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« on: May 29, 2008, 06:46:25 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 06:51:19 AM »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24868482/?GT1=43001

and then it cut its own ear off.
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 07:09:52 AM »
Well they are nutty animals and notorious coke heads
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 07:47:08 AM »
You can also buy elephant hide now, for use as pda holsters, belts, wallets, fobs, gun holsters, shoes, bags, etc.  Apparently there are some regions of over population (leading to starvation) of elephants in africa, whereas others it seems they are endangered.
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2008, 10:25:15 AM »
For those of you who like elephants, check this out:

http://www.elephants.com
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 10:31:09 AM »
Quote from: howie on May 29, 2008, 10:25:15 AM
For those of you who like elephants, check this out:

http://www.elephants.com

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Arghh..if i won the lotto, I would be giving so much money to animal sanctuaries like this. 

One of my friends worked for a monkey sanctuary in FL.  Cool job even if was just feeding and cleaning up after them.   
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2008, 11:08:12 AM »
Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2008, 06:51:19 AM
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people vs Babar, never ends well for the people.
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2008, 05:50:48 PM »
I'd rather buy a dolphin painting. Elephant paintings are much too representative and ape paintings are pure modernist tripe with minimalist overtones. Dolphins are the true postmodernist painters of the animal kingdom.

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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2008, 07:57:20 PM »
What do they use, water paint? laughingdp
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2008, 09:38:11 PM »
Acrylic mixed into a crushed coral base, applied to boat hulls at night when the crew is sleeping. The more avant garde dolphins re-arrange the barnacles on metal hulls into minimalist patterns. Some call it porpofitti, I think of it as expressionist travelling installation art.
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2008, 03:54:35 AM »
You can also get sweet art from monkeys at the zoo if you feed some of them spicy chili, and others lots of cheese, and provide plenty of white paper 'targets'
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2008, 01:01:46 PM »
I have a fabulous pair of Tony Llama elephant boots. Cry
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2008, 01:35:59 PM »
Killer elephant "Osama" dies in hail of bullets.

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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2008, 08:51:18 PM »
Quote from: NAKID on May 29, 2008, 07:57:20 PM
What do they use, water paint? laughingdp

Did your youngest one make that up?
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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