Employment - what do you do?

[cyrus buelton]

Damn, time to change my user name...

My guess is you don't have one of the 900 cards I manage..........!

[Porsche Monkey]

I picked up another job title:

Collections Agent for delinquent credit credit cardholders.



Isn't that exciting?

Yer gonna have to develop a bad middle eastern accent that nobody can understand.

[cyrus buelton]

Yer gonna have to develop a bad middle eastern accent that nobody can understand.

There is one guy who used to work in my office that I want to personally take to his door step.


He was spotted around town earlier in the week with a nice brand new high end bike. I won't mention brand/model as the topic is sensitive.........but come on.


I want to kick that make the beast with two backsing bike over and then kick him over for wasting 7 days of my life.

[Preisker]

Machinist in the Top Fuel Drag Racing Industry.   Last year we were World Champions, this year we were Number 2.   

I touch nearly all the Top Fuel teams cylinder heads.  When they blow them up or rebuild them, they go through my 5-axis mill.   Except for team Force, but those so-called Boss 500s are actually Chrysler based 500 inch Hemis.    They make their own cylinder heads, but we sell them the blocks. 

[WhiteStripe]

Veterinarian

Wow, you really don't eat meat?

[Stella]

I barely get paid to do



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[Grampa]

I do artwork for Arnold.













I draw unemployment


The title of this piece is " cleansing the soul.... midweek "

[Duck-Stew]

Start April 20th as a Service writer @ a Ducati/Triumph dealership. 

Machinist in the Top Fuel Drag Racing Industry.   Last year we were World Champions, this year we were Number 2.   

I touch nearly all the Top Fuel teams cylinder heads.  When they blow them up or rebuild them, they go through my 5-axis mill.   Except for team Force, but those so-called Boss 500s are actually Chrysler based 500 inch Hemis.    They make their own cylinder heads, but we sell them the blocks. 

(as an amateur drag-racer from Detroit:  !!!)

[Stella]

I do artwork for Arnold.
I draw unemployment


The title of this piece is " cleansing the soul.... midweek "

I nominate this for entry into the "Best Of" thread!   

And I just had a nice compliment after the flaming hoop jumping we (I) had to do yesterday (but of course not from within) from the vendor and the client:  "...you have integrity....love working with you...you saved my ass...."   yay me

[ctrain]

I nominate this for entry into the "Best Of" thread!   
snip... yay me

I second that! 

[badgalbetty]

I have two part time jobs.........I work as a gardener on a private estate and I also deliver flowers. I have two green jobs that I love and work for lovely people. No fires to put out, no drama, no b/s I just go and do my thing.
Life is good!
Jealous? you should be!

[Randimus Maximus]

Machinist in the Top Fuel Drag Racing Industry.   Last year we were World Champions, this year we were Number 2.   

I touch nearly all the Top Fuel teams cylinder heads.  When they blow them up or rebuild them, they go through my 5-axis mill.   Except for team Force, but those so-called Boss 500s are actually Chrysler based 500 inch Hemis.    They make their own cylinder heads, but we sell them the blocks. 

AJPE?

[Adamm0621]

Military Intelligence, Army...


no oxymoron puns please 

[Langanobob]

Military Intelligence, Army...


no oxymoron puns please 

No thoughts of bad puns here, just respect for the job you're doing for us.

[Speedbag]

Machinist in the Top Fuel Drag Racing Industry.   Last year we were World Champions, this year we were Number 2.   

I touch nearly all the Top Fuel teams cylinder heads.  When they blow them up or rebuild them, they go through my 5-axis mill.   Except for team Force, but those so-called Boss 500s are actually Chrysler based 500 inch Hemis.    They make their own cylinder heads, but we sell them the blocks.