Worst thing you have done to you're Boss

Started by ROBsS4R, January 20, 2010, 03:02:11 PM

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ROBsS4R

So I have this 46 inch LCD in my cube with a XBOX 360 hooked up to it.

My Boss is addicted to Pacman CE on it. He has been trying to beat my high score for months now.

Every time he looses you can hear him scream across the entire cube floor. I worked from home today but before
I left last night I put a child lock timer on the Xbox so in the middle of his game he was locked out... whohahaha

He called me up today and said did I put a lock on the Xbox. I told him yeah and he can only play 15 minutes a day now. I still have not given him the passcode =)

Good thing he already did my review for this quarter.

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acalles

wait.. your boss lets you have a big ass tv and xbox at work and your trying to piss him off.

ROBsS4R


And that's a fridge with beer in it under the desk =) Yeah I guess I am trying to piss him off  :P
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Monsterlover

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ROBsS4R

No =(

I wish. we are short handed right now and we had a open rec which magically disappeared =(
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herm

you're playing a dangerous game with your boss...
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

ROBsS4R

Nah we have a good relationship or I wouldn't have done that to him.



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superjohn

Quote from: herm (not herb) on January 20, 2010, 03:59:49 PM
you're playing a dangerous game with your boss...

Exactly. It's all easy to play fast and loose but a job is something you don't want to lose.

ROBsS4R


you guys are taking this way to seriously.

If I had a bad relationship with my boss and I valued my job I would never have done anything like this.
Trust me... He thought it was funny.
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Porsche Monkey

We have these long denim aprons at work for when we are working on something dirty like tires or brakes.  They go all the way down to your boots. One day he was giving me shit so I put on an apron with just a shirt and boots, no pants or shorts.  Couldnt tell from the front but I was bare assed from the back.  Everybody in the shop was cracking up then the boss came out to see what was up.  Never seen him turn so red. I still catch hell for it but it was totally worth it.   ;D
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Well working out in White Stone VA in the middle of no where we had a porta john and my boss went in to do his buisness.
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