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Started by ROBsS4R, January 20, 2010, 03:02:11 PM

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Big Troubled Bear

#30
January 22, 2010, 02:43:02 AM
I tell him he is useless on a daily basis and still he doesn`t want to fire me ;D
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

ducatiz

#31
January 22, 2010, 03:58:06 AM
YOUR not YOU'RE
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#32
January 22, 2010, 03:59:59 AM
you just noticed that?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#33
January 22, 2010, 04:13:22 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 22, 2010, 03:59:59 AM
you just noticed that?

no, it's just been irking me every time i see it pop up in my list... i try to ignore things.. i really do...  >sigh<
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

dropstharockalot

#34
January 22, 2010, 04:45:56 AM
When I gave my two week notice at a previous job, I asked the administrator if he'd write a letter of recommendation.  He blew me some shit about how my level of professionalism wasn't up to his standards, basically out of bitterness that I was leaving for a job equal to his and the fact that now he'd have to pick up all the work I'd been doing on his behalf.  So, despite a flawless record to that point, he withheld acknowlegement of my contributions.  Bushleague and petty, soooo...

On my last day I knew that he and his secretary were going out to lunch.  They left, and left his office door open.  I visited his office and placed his phone receiver in my pants, making sure to make as much contact with as many of my private parts as possible.

As soon as I knew he was back from lunch, I called him from the parking lot.
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Monsterlover

#35
January 22, 2010, 04:52:06 AM
[laugh]

lolol

awesome
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducatiz

#36
January 22, 2010, 05:04:06 AM
Quote from: dropstharockalot on January 22, 2010, 04:45:56 AM
On my last day I knew that he and his secretary were going out to lunch.  They left, and left his office door open.  I visited his office and placed his phone receiver in my pants, making sure to make as much contact with as many of my private parts as possible.

a person i knew years ago was in a similar situation -- he unscrewed the mouthpiece (old style phone) and deposited some faecal matter there.  apparently, boss was complaining about the smell of shit in his office for the next year.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Popeye the Sailor

#37
January 22, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on January 22, 2010, 04:13:22 AM
no, it's just been irking me every time i see it pop up in my list... i try to ignore things.. i really do...  >sigh<

Don't upset you'reself!  :D
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#38
January 22, 2010, 04:58:28 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 22, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
Don't upset you'reself!  :D
Your not helping.... :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#39
January 22, 2010, 05:05:09 PM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

1KDS

#40
January 22, 2010, 05:32:29 PM
Every bike I've ever owned.

NAKID

#41
January 22, 2010, 05:46:42 PM
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2006 S2R1000
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