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Author Topic: Looking for the funniest graphic ever: the explanation of the e-penis  (Read 8754 times)
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« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2008, 02:58:39 PM »
Quote from: SacDuc on May 29, 2008, 02:23:07 PM

screw that...

If I need to to take a leak....

call me #2 or #4. Grin
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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2008, 09:09:11 PM »
Quote from: swerdna on May 29, 2008, 02:54:15 PM
There was a flash game for the urinal ettiquette thing... I'll have to find that. It was funny.

Yea, I remember this from college daze.

http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2008, 11:08:15 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on May 29, 2008, 02:58:39 PM
screw that...

If I need to to take a leak....

call me #2 or #4. Grin

I'm with DP on this one. 

Have any of you guys been to a sporting event?  If a urinal is open you make a bee-line to it, or else you'll end up in a massive line.
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2008, 11:34:06 AM »
Quote from: pt33 on May 30, 2008, 11:08:15 AM
I'm with DP on this one. 

Have any of you guys been to a sporting event?  If a urinal is open you make a bee-line to it, or else you'll end up in a massive line.

...or a trough.
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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2008, 11:46:43 AM »
Quote from: derby on May 30, 2008, 11:34:06 AM
...or a trough.

There's always the sink  Grin
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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2008, 11:55:56 AM »
Quote from: derby on May 30, 2008, 11:34:06 AM
...or a trough.

When I lived in Queenstown, almost all the bars had toughs.  No waiting to piss when going out and drinking.  It was great. 
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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2008, 05:54:24 AM »
Quote from: Gearhead_42 on May 30, 2008, 11:46:43 AM
There's always the sink  Grin

did you go to the vet?

there was a janitors closet that always seem to be opened when the lines got too long.
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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2008, 07:34:43 AM »
Quote from: Gearhead_42 on May 29, 2008, 01:53:54 PM
Oh wait, THIS one...



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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2008, 07:54:46 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on May 29, 2008, 02:58:39 PM
screw that...

If I need to to take a leak....

call me #2 or #4. Grin

+1

Whip it out and get it done.

Cowards (with small weenies).....
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« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2008, 07:59:55 AM »
Quote from: Speedbag on May 31, 2008, 07:54:46 AM
Cowards (with small weenies).....

See, women don't feel so compelled to compare the size of things like men do with their little winkies.
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« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2008, 08:12:04 AM »
Quote from: Ducatista on May 31, 2008, 07:59:55 AM
See, women don't feel so compelled to compare the size of things like men do with their little winkies.

I call bullshit. Nearly every woman I've been with has described to me vodka fueled conversations with a group of her friends that revolve specifically around the penis size of their current BFs. Some have included curling irons as visual aids. I do not believe the hype. Size does matter to women. A lot. And guys, your girl IS talking about the size of your penis with her friends. Which is either why they seem to giggle more in your presence lately, or why they are being a little more touchy-feely with you than before. If you either of these behaviors, your woman and her friends had the dick talk.

Also don't get me started on the trauma girls go through as their friends start developing faster than they are. All sorts of size comparison there.

This is a small sample of my over riding theory: "Women are waaaay more competitive than men."

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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2008, 09:33:28 AM »
Quote from: Gearhead_42 on May 30, 2008, 11:46:43 AM
There's always the sink  Grin

How can you tell a southern gentleman?



He takes the dishes out before he pees in the sink.
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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2008, 09:38:02 AM »
Quote from: SacDuc on May 29, 2008, 02:05:58 PM
OH SNAP!



OH SNAP!!!

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« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2008, 12:54:57 PM »
Quote from: SacDuc on May 31, 2008, 08:12:04 AM
I call bullshit.

+1  Grin
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« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2008, 03:16:14 PM »
this thread = laughingdp

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