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Started by zarn02, February 01, 2010, 06:30:09 PM

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zarn02

February 01, 2010, 06:30:09 PM
The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association

I have no idea if this qualifies as NSFW or not.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Monsterlover

#1
February 02, 2010, 03:38:30 AM
I don't even know what to say.

WTF hardly qualifies.

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erkishhorde

#2
February 02, 2010, 06:21:31 AM
Do I want to know what you were doing in order to find this?  ??? [puke] We need one of these smileys. o_O
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superjohn

#3
February 02, 2010, 07:12:19 AM
once again we have further evidence that the Internet will be the death of humanity.

VisceralReaction

#4
February 02, 2010, 07:20:07 AM
OMG........ [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] :-X :-X [puke]
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

VisceralReaction

#5
February 02, 2010, 07:20:47 AM
I cannot unsee what has been seen :-X  [puke]
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

cyrus buelton

#6
February 02, 2010, 07:23:50 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

those crazy Britt's at it again.
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NorDog

#7
February 02, 2010, 07:24:01 AM
Do not, repeat, do NOT go to the archives and actually read some of the fiction.    :o
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

VisceralReaction

#8
February 02, 2010, 07:34:29 AM
Yeah thanks, too late for that and I'm still  nauseous  :-X
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

NorDog

#9
February 02, 2010, 07:40:21 AM
Reading that stuff makes me question my opposition to euthanasia.
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

NoisyDante

#10
February 02, 2010, 08:04:54 AM
Sweet, everyone found my website!

j/k  [puke]

Knowing someone wasted time to make this makes me feel better about myself.
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The Bacon Junkie

#11
February 02, 2010, 08:13:49 AM
 [puke]  I want my click back.  [bang]
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Duck-Stew

#12
February 02, 2010, 08:56:12 AM
Saw the opening page for about 30 seconds.  That was enough to tell me NOT to dig further.
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krolik

#13
February 02, 2010, 09:00:02 AM
Hell, I didn't even click on the link and I'm sure I want to forget that even existed. :P
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il d00d

#14
February 02, 2010, 09:06:50 AM
It took about 10 seconds for an animated gif of dinosaur to be screen-burned into my eyeballs.  Even if it is a satire site, I don't miss geoocities or FrontPage or sites with midi sound :)
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