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This is the weirdest thing I've read in a while.

Started by zarn02, February 02, 2010, 11:48:55 PM

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zarn02

February 02, 2010, 11:48:55 PM
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

LowThudd

#1
February 03, 2010, 12:17:30 AM
Truely bizar.

superjohn

#2
February 03, 2010, 02:38:40 AM
Wow. That's a truly bizarre set of circumstances to have all intersected at the same time.

Monsterlover

#3
February 03, 2010, 03:15:12 AM
GTFO, that's unbelievable!
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ducpainter

#4
February 03, 2010, 03:20:31 AM
Does this mean you can get an STD from a toilet?
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Monsterlover

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February 03, 2010, 03:53:21 AM


"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

swampduc

#6
February 03, 2010, 04:20:42 AM
"while closing the abdominal wall, curiosity could not be restrained any longer..."

I should think not  [laugh]
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MendoDave

#7
February 03, 2010, 05:03:04 AM
I heard you could get STD from riding a tractor.






Travman

#8
February 03, 2010, 05:04:20 AM
No vagina.  WTF.  That is one hell of a handicap.  Can an otherwise normal male be born without a penis?

CapnCrunch

#9
February 03, 2010, 07:49:11 AM
The biggest mystery here is why were two dudes fighting over a chick with no vagina.

Popeye the Sailor

#10
February 03, 2010, 07:57:25 AM
Quote from: CapnCrunch on February 03, 2010, 07:49:11 AM
The biggest mystery here is why were two dudes fighting over a chick with no vagina.

Because what would sac duc do?  ;) ;D
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Goat_Herder

#11
February 03, 2010, 10:32:48 AM
Quote from: CapnCrunch on February 03, 2010, 07:49:11 AM
The biggest mystery here is why were two dudes fighting over a chick with no vagina.
It's obvious...  she swallows!
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February 03, 2010, 11:42:41 AM Last Edit: February 03, 2010, 11:48:53 AM by ZLTFUL
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 03, 2010, 07:57:25 AM
Because what would sac duc do?  ;) ;D
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#13
February 03, 2010, 11:57:36 AM
Quote from: CapnCrunch on February 03, 2010, 07:49:11 AM
The biggest mystery here is why were two dudes fighting over a chick with no vagina.

because they were thinking..

"there is no way this chick is gonna get knocked up"

SacDuc

#14
February 03, 2010, 01:05:22 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 03, 2010, 07:57:25 AM
Because what would sac duc do?  ;) ;D

Jesus Christ! I haven't been on this board in probably two years and this is one of the first things I find. Amazing. Somethings never change.  [thumbsup]

Cheers.

Sac
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