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Started by NoisyDante, February 06, 2010, 06:36:52 PM

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RAT900

#60
March 17, 2010, 03:22:25 AM
Quote from: NoisyDante on February 06, 2010, 06:36:52 PM


Anyone else have a supremely lame burn/scar/injury you'd like to share and make me feel less stupid?



When I was a teenager I had these awful blisters on my hand.....still some scarring

also never come home hungry and drunk and attempt to microwave a twinkie and eat it...
This is an insult to the Pez community

KnightofNi

#61
March 17, 2010, 03:59:42 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 03:22:25 AM
When I was a teenager I had these awful blisters on my hand.....still some scarring

also never come home hungry and drunk and attempt to microwave a twinkie and eat it...

i've eaten a deep fried twinkie and it was a bad idea for more than one reason.



btw, nice seeign you again  :)
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RAT900

#62
March 17, 2010, 04:06:53 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 17, 2010, 03:59:42 AM
i've eaten a deep fried twinkie and it was a bad idea for more than one reason.



btw, nice seeign you again  :)


Hey Ni how the hell are you!!....that deep fried Twinkie sounds absolutely like Down South Sunday at the Flea Market sorta cooking...right up there with funnel cake and pork cracklin's

The microwave variant was deceptively molten...my mouth and lips had more blisters than a hooker's during Fleet week [thumbsup]
This is an insult to the Pez community

KnightofNi

#63
March 17, 2010, 04:37:57 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 04:06:53 AM

Hey Ni how the hell are you!!....that deep fried Twinkie sounds absolutely like Down South Sunday at the Flea Market sorta cooking...right up there with funnel cake and pork cracklin's

The microwave variant was deceptively molten...my mouth and lips had more blisters than a hooker's during Fleet week [thumbsup]

believe it or not, i had it in las vegas.
and the wonderfully tasty creme filling had turned to something closer to molten lead in the fryer.
after burningit's way through my mouth and throat it resolidified in my stomach.
i nearly puked on a stripper thanks to that twinkie. [laugh]
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

scott_araujo

#64
March 17, 2010, 07:05:15 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 04:06:53 AM
Hey Ni how the hell are you!!....that deep fried Twinkie sounds absolutely like Down South Sunday at the Flea Market sorta cooking...right up there with funnel cake and pork cracklin's

There's a fish and chips shop run by a British ex-pat in Brooklyn, NY that makes deep fried Twinkies.  And pretty much everything else.  I can't even imagine eating a Twinkie any more, deep fried or not.   Man, the crap I ate growing up...

Scott

NoisyDante

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March 17, 2010, 07:31:03 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 17, 2010, 03:22:25 AM
never come home hungry and drunk and attempt to microwave a twinkie and eat it...

That is sage advice
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Howie

#66
March 17, 2010, 05:43:54 PM
Quote from: scott_araujo on March 17, 2010, 07:05:15 AM
There's a fish and chips shop run by a British ex-pat in Brooklyn, NY that makes deep fried Twinkies.  And pretty much everything else.  I can't even imagine eating a Twinkie any more, deep fried or not.   Man, the crap I ate growing up...

Scott

That would be The Chip Shop, http://www.chipshopnyc.com  totally authentic fish and chips.  I think the only thing that guy can't deep fry is a Hershey's Kiss. 

Buckethead

#67
March 17, 2010, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: howie on March 17, 2010, 05:43:54 PM
I think the only thing that guy can't deep fry is a Hershey's Kiss. 

Dare him to. He'll find a way. Guaranteed.  [thumbsup]
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scott_araujo

#68
March 17, 2010, 06:37:33 PM
My friend just sent us a onesie for my son from there.  He can't deep fry M&M's, apparently they just melt away into nothing in the fryer.

Scott

NoisyDante

#69
March 17, 2010, 07:11:59 PM
Reminds me of another burn I got when trying to make a massive fried blooming onion.  The onion fell out of the tongs and splashed into the pot of hot oil.  It spilled a great deal onto the top of my hand in the shape of a cross, looked like a crazy ritualized branding for awhile.  Healed fine though.
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