$32,000

[Oldfisti]

Personally I prefer someone with a bit of experience.


Not a fan of training newbies.

[djrashonal]

uh, wouldn't it be cheaper to just woo a girl?

Yes but that takes time. TIME! time these men/ladies do not have, money is time, so if they can make more than 32,000 an hour than it's really a wash....unless it lasts less than an hour, in which case that would be a poor financial decision....thus confirming that the bidders are not business savvy

[djrashonal]

I've never paid that much for PBR   

HA!

[Pip]

I've never paid that much for PBR   

"Paging somegirl... somegirl to the $32,000 thread, please."

[muskrat]

I've paid way more than that.....wait, still paying. 

[somegirl]

"Paging somegirl... somegirl to the $32,000 thread, please."

Yes?

Guinness, not PBR...but it takes less than a half pint to get me drunk.

[NAKID]

Yeah, but half a pint would put you at like .14 BAC...

[Popeye the Sailor]

Yeah, but half a pint would put you at like .14 BAC...

Actually it puts her at like $2. Like cars, much can be saved by going with an older model with low mileage 

[Scottish]

Yes but that takes time. TIME! time these men/ladies do not have, money is time, so if they can make more than 32,000 an hour than it's really a wash....unless it lasts less than an hour, in which case that would be a poor financial decision....thus confirming that the bidders are not business savvy

You don't really need an hour if you are being fully efficent. Showing up a half-hour to closing time will net you the same result minus watching the girl you've been buying PBR's for all night walk out with some other chump. Let someone else buy the beer and you be the chump, this also saves annoying conversation.