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brimo
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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February 10, 2010, 09:11:51 PM »
clipons do put a bit more pressure on the prostate though.....however if you happen to have an s4rs, the fuel economy is so ordinary, there'll be plenty of pitstops along the way, so plenty of opportunities for a dribble if you need one.
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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Quote from: brimo on February 10, 2010, 09:11:51 PM
clipons do put a bit more pressure on the prostate though.....however if you happen to have an s4rs, the fuel economy is so ordinary, there'll be plenty of pitstops along the way, so plenty of opportunities for a dribble if you need one.
For us older riders the prostate issue could be a concern and I'm glad that you brought it up. Us older dudes don't like to talk about it. There are times when I ride my duck when the combination of tight leathers, the seat, and riding position put pressure on my older and slightly enlarged prostate. It is something I couldn't even envision when I was younger. It is not something that I feel when my ride starts. It takes several miles for the pressure to build. I have aftermarket handlebar risers, yet the problem persists. I put up with it and make frequent stops. I enjoy taking time to smell the flowers.
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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February 11, 2010, 04:36:24 AM »
I've seen seats cut out in the center for ...ahem... "displacement", much like bicycle saddles... give the boys some room.
Something that some of you may consider for its benefits.
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Quote from: ato memphis on February 10, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
who taught all you old farts how to use these here internets?
(kidding, don't get grouchy, i didn't touch your fiber supplements and i'm not on your lawn)
What's wrong with telling people to get off my lawn? btw, I'm only 25.
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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February 11, 2010, 04:56:42 AM »
i scream that at the childrens all the time. I see nothing wrong with it.
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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Quote from: ato memphis on February 11, 2010, 04:56:42 AM
i scream that at the childrens all the time. I see nothing wrong with it.
me too...
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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February 11, 2010, 05:35:32 AM »
Listen to whatever DP says. He's as old as Yoda, so he must be wise.
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I am 52 with a broken back and loads of metal in my body and i ride an S4 an M750 and a 750ss,, yoour dad could easily ride a monster or Sport classic. i met a guy in Uk last year who was 82 and he was riding a 999 and his mate was on an MV F4 and he was 79.
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Quote from: howie on February 10, 2010, 08:14:23 PM
No, I'm not bad ass, more likely half assed.
He's lying. I saw Howie curb-stomp a guy who tried to cut in line at the Old Country Buffet. The man is harsh.
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on February 11, 2010, 04:54:17 AM
What's wrong with telling people to get off my lawn? btw, I'm only 25.
I'm looking forward to the point when I can yell "get off my lawn" and pump a shotgun. No lawn yet though, but someday.
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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Quote from: baller30 on February 10, 2010, 05:32:01 PM
I think ill be fine, i have a clear head so im not doing anything stupid especially since the bike is new to me and im not used to it, and it also helps that im 6 foot and a solid 205.
Feet touch the ground flat no problem and im strong enough to hold it up no problem.
Like I said, if you were 30 or 40 pounds lighter, I would have thought you wrong...
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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Quote from: NoisyDante on February 11, 2010, 08:07:00 AM
I'm looking forward to the point when I can yell "get off my lawn" and pump a shotgun. No lawn yet though, but someday.
I've got the lawn but living in this sanitized country of ours (well it used to be ours) and being a good honest citizen
I'm not allowed to own such a wonderful it a kit as a pump action shotgun :'(but hey I can always shout at the little B's.
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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February 12, 2010, 04:03:20 PM »
I'd think the GT1000 might be an excellent option. I kinda dig those myself.
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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February 15, 2010, 12:16:35 AM »
My old man is 66, 6'5" and about 250lb. Bad back, dodgy knees, smashed ACL and a few other assorted football injuries.
For a few days last month, he rode through 4 states in 100+ degree heat, averaging over 500 miles per day.
Not a Duc, but he says that his Suzuki DL1000 (V-Strom) is as comfortable to ride on as a lounge chair. He can get through twisties and keep up with all but the truly committed. Has a nice thou twin sound. Cost nothing to buy and even less to maintain. He was thinking about the rich-man's upgrade - the BMW 1200GSA - but he can't find a good reason to get rid of the Suzuki.
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Re: What ducati for the DAD?
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February 15, 2010, 01:19:21 PM »
So true. Not a Duc, but that V-Strom is one excellent machine. Nice motor, all-day comfort, etc. It's pretty tall, though, and ugly as sin. I enjoyed riding it, but not parking it or looking at it.
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