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« Reply #2415 on: March 31, 2010, 04:18:06 AM »

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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


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« Reply #2416 on: March 31, 2010, 04:26:13 AM »

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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #2417 on: March 31, 2010, 04:27:26 AM »

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« Reply #2418 on: March 31, 2010, 05:50:11 AM »

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« Reply #2420 on: March 31, 2010, 05:58:48 AM »

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« Reply #2421 on: March 31, 2010, 06:11:37 AM »

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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
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« Reply #2422 on: March 31, 2010, 06:14:03 AM »

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« Reply #2423 on: March 31, 2010, 06:16:14 AM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #2424 on: March 31, 2010, 06:16:43 AM »


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« Reply #2425 on: March 31, 2010, 09:07:24 AM »

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« Reply #2426 on: March 31, 2010, 12:07:46 PM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #2427 on: March 31, 2010, 12:16:30 PM »

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« Reply #2428 on: March 31, 2010, 12:18:02 PM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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