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Stinky Wizzleteats

#5640
May 13, 2010, 12:28:42 PM
Dredd
I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

Ratfink749

#5641
May 13, 2010, 02:46:59 PM
locks
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

DarkMonster620

#5642
May 13, 2010, 03:23:56 PM
gansta
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

mraff

#5644
May 13, 2010, 03:53:12 PM
jerome

DarkMonster620

#5645
May 13, 2010, 04:33:20 PM
Chuckie
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#5647
May 13, 2010, 04:55:57 PM
paradise
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#5648
May 13, 2010, 05:40:34 PM
city
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#5650
May 13, 2010, 05:53:28 PM
mauser
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

hatewinter

#5651
May 13, 2010, 07:04:45 PM
anheuser

Stinky Wizzleteats

#5652
May 13, 2010, 07:30:48 PM
Anchovy
I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

The Bacon Junkie

#5653
May 13, 2010, 07:36:19 PM
sardines
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Oldfisti

#5654
May 13, 2010, 07:37:30 PM
herring
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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