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« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2010, 08:09:07 AM »

I think they faked it but it was real. Let me explain. 1) they got the flattest table they could find, with a nice slick smooth new polyurethane finish 2) they waxed that sucka with carnauba and orbital buffer 3) they either starched the shit out of the very high threadcount sheet(for a flat smooth texture and stiffness) or they used a lot of softener on it or both. I slip n slide all over the place & bust my ass sometimes walking on a bare hardwood floor in socks that had been Downied.
4)then they tied all the dishes and vases and all that crap together with fishing line and secured it somewhere out of the shot. It's always fishing line! Doh bang head can't fool me
If you look again you'll see some wheelspin on takeoff. At least I think I'm seeing some.
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« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2010, 08:12:55 AM »

why couldnt it be done if you get a little slack in the line i believe it is possible, still cool either way

Time for a little imagination.
Let's say a human pull is as fast as a punch. Quick search says 80mph for the fastest human punch. My guess is you'd be ok pulling at 60mph.
So, the bike would have to reach that speed before it begins pulling at the table cloth.
Even then, I suspect the table cloth to be all over the place - not sliding flat under all that kitchenware.

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« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2010, 08:21:59 AM »

Time for a little imagination.
Let's say a human pull is as fast as a punch. Quick search says 80mph for the fastest human punch. My guess is you'd be ok pulling at 60mph.
So, the bike would have to reach that speed before it begins pulling at the table cloth.
Even then, I suspect the table cloth to be all over the place - not sliding flat under all that kitchenware.

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Oooh...

good idea. Grin
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« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2010, 08:32:18 AM »

Fake? Really?  I don't care. It made me laugh out loud.  waytogo

And I grew up on Beemers - cars and bikes. Like em!

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Exactly, who really gives a rat´s ass if it´s fake or not. It´s a commercial, an entertaining commercial.
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« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2010, 08:37:38 AM »

Exactly, who really gives a rat´s ass if it´s fake or not. It´s a commercial, an entertaining commercial.

I'm bored, so I care/give a rat's ass Grin

I also found it funny.
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« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2010, 06:00:44 PM »

I heard they only made one attempt at this, so as not to make the non believers think otherwise.  Wink I'll jump out on the limb, and say if it was a dookatti, everyone would be cheering.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2010, 06:08:10 PM »

That's the colour scheme I like best on that bike. Very cool.

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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2010, 06:09:05 PM »

Fake? Really?  I don't care. It made me laugh out loud.  waytogo

And I grew up on Beemers - cars and bikes. Like em!

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you mean Bimmers and Beemers then, right?
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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2010, 06:33:07 PM »

I'll jump out on the limb, and say if it was a dookatti, everyone would be cheering.  Roll Eyes

Most are saying it's a cool advertisement.

It's still fake though.  Wink
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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2010, 06:38:12 PM »

Most are saying it's a cool advertisement.

It's still fake though.  Wink

Why?
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« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2010, 06:38:45 PM »

Most are saying it's a cool advertisement.

It's still fake though.  Wink

i dont think so, i call out fake stuff like that all the time. It can be fake and entertainment.
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« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2010, 04:49:06 AM »

you mean Bimmers and Beemers then, right?
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« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2010, 06:37:02 AM »

Why?

Why is it a fake? Have you watched it? There is no way in hell all of that stuff would stay on the table like that. It's a fake of some sort, whether by computer or by somehow securing the glasses and such so they won't fall over.
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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2010, 06:53:43 AM »

I found it creative and entertaining.

Fake?  No way!

What's next?  You going to try to tell me that WWF and reality tv are fake, too?!!!
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« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2010, 07:14:59 AM »

I found it creative and entertaining.

Fake?  No way!

What's next?  You going to try to tell me that WWF and reality tv are fake, too?!!!

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