Epic Fail

Started by He Man, March 13, 2010, 10:27:40 AM

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He Man

So a few guys from the cable company came over. 2 of them to be exact. and i took my wallet i had laying on my living room table and threw it somewhere in my room that isnt in plain sight. in fact its so out of plain sight that its a well hidden spot. In fact its so well hidden that i have no make the beast with two backsing clue where my wallet is right now.

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fastwin

Since you were hiding it from the cables guys in the first place you ought to ask them to find it. Probably will find it in under a minute! [laugh]

Popeye the Sailor

Some of us just keep our wallets in our pockets.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

He Man

Quote from: MrIncredible on March 13, 2010, 10:51:00 AM
Some of us just keep our wallets in our pockets.

That would require me to actually be wearing pants that had pockets to begin with.  :P


Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: He Man on March 13, 2010, 11:13:10 AM
That would require me to actually be wearing pants that had pockets to begin with.  :P



I imagine if you weren't wearing your pants with pockets, you could've put it in your purse.



Yeah, I said it.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

hbliam

Having just read your umpteen fail thread...I respectfully request you change your avatar rather then bring continued dishonor on Bruce.

fastwin


Grampa

do you get a discount on your cable bill if you're pantsless when they show up?


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So I went solo.  -Me

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Grampa

and.... I know, you said they were pants sans pockets..... I just think it's funnier if I pretend you said you were not wearing pants.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

NoisyDante

Quote from: bobspapa on March 13, 2010, 04:51:40 PM
and.... I know, you said they were pants sans pockets..... I just think it's funnier if I pretend you said you were not wearing pants.

pantless wearing an angora sweater
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teddy037.2

Quote from: bobspapa on March 13, 2010, 04:51:40 PM
and.... I know, you said they were pants sans pockets..... I just think it's funnier if I pretend you said you were not wearing pants.

my brain stopped at that point in his post  :D

KnightofNi

they could have been hot pants.
those pants don't have pockets
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sbrguy

well the good news is that nobody can steal your wallet now, so at least you won't be posting up how someone took your wallet and charged 1 billion dollars on your credit card.

so that is the bright side of the situation.

Popeye the Sailor

But the bad news is we now know He Man wears pants without pockets.

I've never seen those made for the male gender.

I can only assume he's gone down the dark road to becoming a transvestite.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

teddy037.2

it's not a dark road. it's just total clothing rights for men!