Epic Fail

[He Man]

i leave this thread unattended for just 1 day and now im a tranny. WTH 


I was wearing shorts around the house lol. Basketball shorts dont have pockets and neither do running shorts!!!

I was in my house, not working or going out. Man.

ya'll people got SICK minds.   

[teddy037.2]

ya'll people got SICK minds.   

not me! I was defending your wardrobe choices!

[Piller]

Did you look between the mattress and box springs?

[He Man]

Did you look between the mattress and box springs?

nah i found it 5 hours after i started the thread. Somehow the metrocard got seperated from my wallet and ended up inside my piano bench and my wallet itself ended up in an old book bag that i dont use and keep in a corner.

Strangely i thought i might not have tried to hide it and checked my credit cards. on my american express blue card, there was an extra 300 dollars spent. I coudlnt for the life of me figure out how it happened and i was bugging out.

I called up amex and after a long debate on who spent it, it turns out it was a computer error on the part of Northern Tools who double charged me for a sand blaster i bought and Amex is reversing it. Had a little scare, of all the things ive lost in my life, ive never lost a wallet (but theres maybe 20 people out there who holds hte key to my house but they dont know where i live!)

[KnightofNi]

you play basketball in hot pants?

[fastwin]

Ahhh... change the door lock to your house?

[ducpainter]

Ahhh... change the door lock to your house?

...but they don't know where he lives.

What could go wrong?

[Doctor Woodrow]

Ummm, yeah I'm thinking a $19.95 Defiant front foor lock and bolt combo might be a good investment right about now. Doesn't cost a lot, but buys a lot of peace-of-mind.

Hello, stop reading and get to Home Depot.


NOW would be a good time.

The Doc


(If you haven't yet gotten up off your dereirre perhaps you missed my point. . . . . )

[Popeye the Sailor]

Ummm, yeah I'm thinking a $19.95 Defiant front foor lock and bolt combo might be a good investment right about now. Doesn't cost a lot, but buys a lot of peace-of-mind.

Hello, stop reading and get to Home Depot.


NOW would be a good time.

He can't go there. His bike will get knocked over.

[He Man]

He can't go there. His bike will get knocked over ran over.

THe last key i lost was almost 7 years ago. Its not that big of a deal wit ha city of 15 million, how the hell do u know which key goes where when they pretty much all look alike?

[Doctor Woodrow]

At least the guy will leave a flyer behind so he knows who did it.

The Doc

[lethe]

THe last key i lost was almost 7 years ago. Its not that big of a deal wit ha city of 15 million, how the hell do u know which key goes where when they pretty much all look alike?

I think you'd be easy to find, just look for the unluckiest looking street and the place with the most chips in the sidewalk in front and cracks in the windows is yours.

[Doctor Woodrow]

And a lying on its side with a home depot flyer tucked behind the headlight.

The Doc

(I'm just messing with you man)

[r_ciao]

So a few guys from the cable company came over. 2 of them to be exact. and i took my wallet i had laying on my living room table and threw it somewhere in my room that isnt in plain sight. in fact its so out of plain sight that its a well hidden spot. In fact its so well hidden that i have no make the beast with two backsing clue where my wallet is right now.



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Similar story.  My brother's house was broken into.  Desk drawer searched.  Credit cards stolen and used. I go home and immediately take the stack of unused credit cards from desk drawer and hide them.  That was three months ago and I still cannot find them!  ugh!  FAIL.