What do you s'pose made sac so bitter towards life thread

[GAAN]

Ok rules

1 dollar paid out by sac for the best guess

Sac cannot play

Could it have been a childhood case of disphagia?

[SacDuc]

Stupid people. I just gave myself a dollar.

sac



/not actually a bitter person
//but I play one on the internet
///life is quite good at the moment
////I'd still be happy to piss in your Cheerios Mother 

[Popeye the Sailor]

Allergic to bacon.

[SacDuc]

Allergic to turkey bacon.

Fixed.

[Grampa]

meat drinks

[GAAN]

Stupid people. I just gave myself a dollar.

sac



/not actually a bitter person
//but I play one on the internet
///life is quite good at the moment
////I'd still be happy to piss in your Cheerios Mother 

<screeching tires>

<reverse>

[lethe]

He was born without an anus, just a round rump with no canyon or hole.

[Jobu]

Ok rules

1 dollar paid out by sac for the best guess

Sac cannot play

Could it have been a childhood case of disphagia?

I'd say he is like me.  Doesn't really hate life.  Isn't actually bitter.

But he is smart enough to realize that the average person is stupid and that a lot of shit is wrong in the world because of that.  

Other than that, Sac cracks me up 'cause he says shit that I'm thinking. He gets my humor; I get his.

But I s'pose he might not be getting/have ever had any anal.

[zooom]

I think he nicked his scrote when he was manscaping for his non-bike time and ever since then has felt scarred and less manly and therefore bitter.

[rgramjet]

I HATE it when that happens!!

[redxblack]

"anus" got a mention before "scraped scrote," which surprises me.

[GAAN]

<snip>

the average person is stupid

<snip>

can that even happen?

if smart is on one end and stupid on the other can average be stupid?

I suppose average would be smapid

yes

the world on average is smapid

[ZLTFUL]

I'd say he is like me.  Doesn't really hate life.  Isn't actually bitter.

But he is smart enough to realize that the average person is stupid and that a lot of shit is wrong in the world because of that.  

Other than that, Sac cracks me up 'cause he says shit that I'm thinking. He gets my humor; I get his.

But I s'pose he might not be getting/have ever had any anal.

Good lord...get a room. The ammount of bromance in this one post just threw the balance of the earth's rotation off by a few centimeters.

[ducpainter]

IZ_ owes me a dollar

[ducpainter]

Good lord...get a room. The ammount of bromance in this one post just threw the balance of the earth's rotation off by a few centimeters.

It does kinda sound like a match.com ad.