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Grampa

March 17, 2010, 11:06:54 AM
kill'em all


Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Ratfink749

#1
March 17, 2010, 11:14:36 AM
Better on the visor than in your teeth..
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

Grampa

#2
March 17, 2010, 11:18:24 AM
Quote from: Ratfink749 on March 17, 2010, 11:14:36 AM
Better on the visor than in your teeth..

I just had a thought..... maybe the guys who ride around wearing those 1/2 helmets are actually whale like creatures, only instead of eating plankton....they eat bugs.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DucSeason

#3
March 17, 2010, 11:52:00 AM
What do I type here again?

Ratfink749

#4
March 17, 2010, 12:13:33 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 17, 2010, 11:18:24 AM
I just had a thought..... maybe the guys who ride around wearing those 1/2 helmets are actually whale like creatures, only instead of eating plankton....they eat bugs.
Thick beard and moustache to have some saved for later when theyre not on the bike..?  You may be onto something.
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

JEFF_H

#5
March 17, 2010, 12:20:57 PM
you need to ride across the valley at night to coalinga in july when the moths are in the cotton (or whatever they are doing out there)

it looks like hitting hyperspace in star wars.
moth juice dont taste good neither

Munch

#6
March 17, 2010, 02:16:24 PM
Even if I wanted to ride helmetless, I wouldn't...

My trip to Steamboat in July...

Povidius

#7
March 17, 2010, 03:53:44 PM
Ugh, bugs!  I hate how some bugs stain!  This will be the LAST white jacket I own!  >:(

KnightofNi

#8
March 17, 2010, 08:23:22 PM
i actually got bug splatter today for the first time in about 5 months

SPRING IS HERE!!! [clap] [beer]

now it's time to wash off the road salt and start collecting bug guts.

no really, i'll wash it off.

ok, so i'll spray it down and knock off the big chunks of road grit and salt that built up




fine...i'll clean off the headlight and tail light and just ride it in the rain then say i washed it.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

brimo

#9
March 17, 2010, 08:30:03 PM
The bee down the neck of the jacket is always good for a laugh, especially wen you pull over and your buddy offers to pull out the sting, only to succeed in squeezing more venom in cos he grapped the poison sac with his big fat f--ken sausage fingers...ow.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

slyfox

#10
March 17, 2010, 10:23:12 PM
Bugs' nothing compared to riding through a swarm of bumble-bee ...  [bang]

brimo

#11
March 18, 2010, 01:33:09 AM
I see your bumble bees and raise you locusts.  ;)
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

zooom

#12
March 18, 2010, 10:40:39 AM
the once every 17 year secadas were a pain in the chest and then some....wish I had taken pics of the splatters from then....nas-teeeeee!
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KnightofNi

#13
March 18, 2010, 10:45:02 AM
Quote from: zooom on March 18, 2010, 10:40:39 AM
the once every 17 year secadas were a pain in the chest and then some....wish I had taken pics of the splatters from then....nas-teeeeee!

haha, i thought my visor had broken for sure after that impact.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Monster Dave

#14
March 18, 2010, 12:42:02 PM
Quote from: Munch on March 17, 2010, 02:16:24 PM
Even if I wanted to ride helmetless, I wouldn't...

My trip to Steamboat in July...




CRAP!!!  [laugh]
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