GODDAMN DEER!!!!

Started by Speedbag, March 18, 2010, 02:05:15 PM

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Speedbag

Just got back from my third ride of the year, early for MN. Another deer tried to take me out, came barreling across a field and up and over the road. Luckily I saw him with plenty of time and got slowed down.

Be careful out there, peeps. This has been a friendly public service announcement.

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Spidey

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duccarlos

make the beast with two backs Bambi
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Spidey

make the beast with two backs and then eat Bambi. 
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WetDuc

I eat bambi as often as possible, not just because it tries to kill me everytime I venture out of the city, but because it also tastes so dang good!
Glad you're safe, those deer are super stupid and fast.
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muskrat

you should take up hunting and thin the herd a little  [thumbsup]

good to hear you evaded the suicidal deer.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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WarrenJ

I had two zip in front of me last evening - good way to function check those front brakes!
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jsd2

Took my first ride on Tuesday and a mini herd of 3 deer ran out in front of me.  Luckily I was on a slow speed side road and I saw with plenty of time to avoid.  Usually they don't run out in front of me like that in the middle of the day but there they were.


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He Man

Quote from: Spidey on March 18, 2010, 02:29:55 PM
make the beast with two backs and then eat Bambi. 

First female and male disconnects and now make the beast with two backsing bambi. DAmn man talk about experimenting!!  ;D

Serioulsy though, ive heard of a device that emits a sound that deers run away from...

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: He Man on March 18, 2010, 05:17:53 PM
Serioulsy though, ive heard of a device that emits a sound that deers run away from...

No one cares what someone in NYC thinks about avoiding deer  ;D
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WarrenJ

That device that makes the noise that deer run away from is a 300 Winchester.   Seriously though, here in Wisconsin, the State Patrol tried them on their vehicles and the number of State Patrol vs Deer incidents actually went up.  I think likely from increased panic due to the strange noise.  The two deer I encountered last night would have probably stood quietly if I had just kept up a steady pace past them, but heavy monster engine braking caused them to panic and bolt.  'corse sometimes they just do that anyway.
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herm

so glad to be living back in new england. no longer do i worry about deer, coyotes, rattlesnakes, elk, etc......running in front of me while out for a ride.

moose on the other hand, keeps me from riding after 7pm.
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hatewinter

NW ohio is infested with those damn creatures.  I've thought about carrying a handgun and hunting them from on the bike.   Do love those deer sticks though.

WetDuc

I've seen the deer whistles in action and they are OK, but I have serious doubts that they do any good.  Since my family got them, though, nobody has had a deer scare yet.  They are super ugly and stupid looking but maybe they could find a place on a duc that has to go through bambi infested terrain daily.
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