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junior varsity

#375
April 16, 2010, 02:42:31 PM
Prize: lots a few of disappointed dates over the years.

ducpainter

#376
April 16, 2010, 02:42:47 PM
Quote from: lethe on April 16, 2010, 02:34:05 PM
when you're dealing with athletes of our caliber this game might take some time to declare a clear winner
exactly
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#377
April 16, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
Quote from: lethe on April 16, 2010, 02:42:03 PM
Based on your fix, I think we found our winner then

Tell the (barely) man what he's won

a months supply of self esteem

http://www.enzyte.com/
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#378
April 16, 2010, 02:45:42 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 16, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
a months supply of self esteem

http://www.enzyte.com/
I wanna be Bob...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#379
April 16, 2010, 02:46:41 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 16, 2010, 02:45:42 PM
I wanna be Bob...

The Bob I know is fat, and needs assistance getting to the window sill.  [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#380
April 16, 2010, 02:55:21 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 16, 2010, 02:46:41 PM
The Bob I know is fat, and needs assistance getting to the window sill.  [laugh]
I'm talking Enzyte Bob ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#381
April 16, 2010, 03:00:30 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#382
April 16, 2010, 03:15:13 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 16, 2010, 03:00:30 PM
[laugh]
go ahead and laugh...

did you see the look in those women's eyes? 8)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#383
April 16, 2010, 03:19:28 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 16, 2010, 03:15:13 PM
go ahead and laugh...

did you see the look in those women's eyes? 8)

I see it every time lm looks at me  ;) 8) [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#384
April 16, 2010, 03:20:18 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 16, 2010, 03:19:28 PM
I see it every time lm looks at me  ;) 8) [laugh]
You're lucky...

T just told me to grow up. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Architect

#385
April 16, 2010, 04:30:55 PM Last Edit: April 16, 2010, 04:59:39 PM by The Architect
Quote from: bobspapa on April 16, 2010, 03:19:28 PM
I see it every time lm looks at me  ;) 8) [laugh]

Are you slipping E into her cereal again?  (let me know how that's working for ya.)

Porsche Monkey

#386
April 16, 2010, 05:16:03 PM
Okay I'm back, did I miss anything good?
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

RAT900

#387
April 16, 2010, 07:47:42 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on April 16, 2010, 05:16:03 PM
Okay I'm back, did I miss anything good?

Not really....the horse's hind leg spasmed a few times and it expelled about 2 cubic yards worth of flatulence...its starting to bloat
This is an insult to the Pez community

NoisyDante

#388
April 16, 2010, 08:41:54 PM
This dude brings one of my favorite movie quotes to mind:

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

RAT900

#389
April 16, 2010, 09:16:10 PM
Quote from: NoisyDante on April 16, 2010, 08:41:54 PM
This dude brings one of my favorite movie quotes to mind:

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
[clap] [clap] [clap] [laugh]
This is an insult to the Pez community
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