Maybe I'm too old?

[NoisyDante]

My cat (Wingnut Williams) just sent him a message.
Subject: lonely cat
Message: You seem like a nice, lonely old gay man. Will you tickle my balls if I curl up on your lap?

Subject: impacted turd
Message:  Please consume more prunes and coffee.  Love, turd ferguson.

[Grampa]

I warned you!  

Seriously people, DO NOT CLICK ON THAT PHOTO.  If you don't know what I'm talking about...

The post that you must avoid AT ALL COST is at http://sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?pageno=4&r=5 and currently on page 4 and dated 8 Feb 2010.

NSFW!

I clicked on it.... and now I'm happy to know that I officially don't have the smallest penis of all the guys here on the DMF.

Yay me!

[NoisyDante]

I clicked on it.... and now I'm happy to know that I officially don't have the smallest penis of all the guys here on the DMF.

Yay me!

If you wanna feel REALLY good about yourself, find the uncensored video of the Naked Wizard Tazered Brawl at Coachella 2009.  It's ridiculous.  NSFW

[RAT900]

So he loves to go from bike site to bike site...evidently has been doing it for years it seems

pushing the edge to provoke contrived controversy

so he can pull out his handy soapbox and recite his pre-fabricated dreary worldview

a worldview which consists of little more than a shit stew melange of misogyny and gender objectification and dysmorphic penile narcissism...all thinly masked under the banner of sexual liberation

I guess the only possible question of passing interest about this pedestrian-grade psychologically and emotionally castrated garden slug of a sub-human is,,,, which parent worked him over the most?

and then left him behind....lost and directionless...flouncing about here and there...

baiting the management

and indeed, he just one more master baiter 

he almost makes Piller seem interesting

[GAAN]

either he watched mommy take it for money

or

daddy tickled his kidneys

[Pip]

either he watched mommy take it for money

or

daddy tickled his kidneys

Lest we forget about the late-night sneaky uncle?

[ducpainter]

Are we reliving Tommy?

[Pip]

 

[RAT900]

ugh!!


THE WHO - See Me, Feel Me -   Listening to You  (1975)

[GAAN]

you will have to forgive me as i'm a little young for that era

I have seen tommy

but

I didn't realize robert daltry played tommy

[Pip]

Watched that movie one day when I had nothing to do. After it was over, I was incapable of rational thought for roughly 3 days.

[NoisyDante]

Saw it recently myself. Then The tv exploded and baked beans poured into the house.

[RAT900]

I am from the era and I will just say that there was a lot of stuff I skipped over...

enduring Tommy as a show, a movie or an album

were not tickets I bothered to get punched

[NorDog]

I was about 15 when I saw Tommy at the theater during its initial release.  It took about four years before I had the presence of mind to say, "The Emperor has not clothes!"

Okay, back on topic now:

The fact that I didn't like Tommy is a sign that I'm a repressed uptight moron subjected to "The Man" and worse still, I am no "real" motorcyclist at all because in some paradoxical way I lost my individuality by finally rejecting the hype about this film.

[CCEMN1]

Hey, we're up to 20 pages now.

pa·thet·ic
Show Spelled[puh-thet-ik] 
â€"adjective
1.
causing or evoking pity, sympathetic sadness, sorrow, etc.; pitiful; pitiable: a pathetic letter; a pathetic sight.
2.
affecting or moving the feelings.
3.
pertaining to or caused by the feelings.
4.
miserably or contemptibly inadequate: In return for our investment we get a pathetic three percent interest.

Yeah, that's what happens with people who have no life; they obsess over things like this. How are things at the CYO dance anyway?
I had failed to realize that this was a Squid site for teenagers who ride Ducatis. I was hoping for people a little more enlightened (And a little higher up the food chain!), instead of ignoramuses who think motorcycling is doing wheelies & making noise, but what can you expect from a country who elected Dubya Bush TWICE?!
Most here can only dream about a life like mine, but no need to elaborate, because a simple fact of life is; everyone gets exactly what they deserve! Something that I'm sure eludes most here!
So, go back to your cubicles now, keep believing I'M the one who is “old”, and worry about someone seeing “dirty pictures” on your monitors!
There, this should be good for another 40 pages, go to town!