Ducatimonsterforum.org circa 1985

[il d00d]

Inspired by this thread, and my own smartass post - it led me to wonder what would the forum look like if it existed in an alternate universe, 25 years ago. Channel your 80s self and post a message.  I'll start:


Man, I can't wait for my motorcycle to exist.  Later guys, I am going to go headspin to some very early hip-hop. 

Sweet pic by the way IZ

Check out my latest polaroids:

Also, congrats to ducpainter on qualifying for social security 

[SacDuc]

This year is going to be soooooo gnarly! I got a new vision street ware T-shirt and some black and white checkered vans. My girl's guess jeans are looking rad and she finally stopped seeing that gayrod who wears z.cavaricci and IOU shirts all the time.

Plus I just got this:

Breakin' and Poppin'


One day, when I'm older and can operate motor vehicles, I hope there will be another name brand I can use to show people I am unique and special.



grandmastersac

[NoisyDante]

Alfonso don't got nothin' on Vin Diesel.  He's radical!

Vin Diesel

[RAT900]

1986

I don't care what you think has happened to us this isn't going to be some yuppie divorce with joint-custody bullshit..... you're just a sociopath who is re-inventing himself


(me to self while listening) I think I am going to get a motorcycle

[ID_DUC_MON]

1987;

Man I don't want to go to high school today, I can't wait to graduate this year. Pass the bong would ya? I think I will skip out and go ride my 250 in the desert. I got this cool new Bell Moto3 I have been jonsing to try out. By the way, did you check out the new Honda Interceptors? Those look bad ass!  oh, hey, What do you guys think of joining the Army...

[Kopfjager]

1987;

Man I don't want to go to high school today, I can't wait to graduate this year. Pass the bong would ya? I think I will skip out and go ride my 250 in the desert. I got this cool new Bell Moto3 I have been jonsing to try out. By the way, did you check out the new Honda Interceptors? Those look bad ass!  oh, hey, What do you guys think of joining the Army...

High school in 1987. 

[Howley]

Dribble. Gagagagooooo. Dribble.

[RAT900]

Dribble. Gagagagooooo. Dribble.

Quaaludes?

[superjohn]

Dude! The Priest show last night was bad ass!! But I wish Halford would come out on a Ducati Indiana instead of that Harley thing. Man, he'd get all the chicks if he had a Ducati.

[Pip]

October, 1984....

What the make the beast with two backs is all this yelling? And who is pushing me?!?! Man that little hole is bright... Wait... You want ME to fit through there? There ain't no way in heeeooooouuuucccchhhhhhhhh!!!! Why is it so bright? and cold? 
You can't cut that!! I'm connected to it! Am I upside down? DUDE! Why did you just smack me on the ass? WHO THE make the beast with two backs IS SCREAMING? Oh... that's me....

[fastwin]

1982

Cruising on my '82 Hans Muth designed Suzook 1000 Katana with Yosh 4-1, Stage 1 cams and 33mm Keihin smoothbores! Married my first wife... FAIL!!

Jump to 2004

Cruising on my '04 GSXR 1000 with Akra pipe and PCIII and finally FREE AT LAST!!! Only took 22 years...

[Duck-Stew]

Totally bummed.  Mom wouldn't let me go to the Van Halen Monsters of Rock concert at Cobo Arena.  Think I'll do some programming on my Commodore 64 and put my DJ Jazzy Jeff tape on for a while.

Oh wait, brb...dad asked me to help with laundry.

[metallimonster]

"I Love Sesame Street"


I was only 2 in 1985 

[triangleforge]

Guys -- I think I finally got the flux capacitor wired right in the Delorean. Testing it out tonight; see you in 2010.

[KnightofNi]

i hope i get a bicycle. i think i'll go play in the woods...wait. i wonder if i can climb onto the roof.

LOOK! a big pile of dirt and a stick! i could totally do something with those 2!

why do my sisters always shove me out of the way and call me a dweeb? what's a dweeb anyways?

my 1rst grade teacher is mean. i don't understand why i can't just draw whatever picture i want to. i don't want to draw a stupid dog. i want to draw a totally awesome dinosaur.