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This prayer gets me through the tough days...

Started by ZLTFUL, March 30, 2010, 08:24:03 AM

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ZLTFUL

March 30, 2010, 08:24:03 AM
Our Lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, at home, as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head and forgive us our spillages. As we forgive those who spill against us. Lead us not to incarceration but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the hops, the barley & the malt. Forever and ever. Barmen!

Mods...I know this is a very religious thread but my spirituality runs deep and I need to know that this forum respects that.

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#1
March 30, 2010, 09:16:17 AM
You have sinned son...your penance is 10 Our Lagers and 10 Bloody Mary's
This is an insult to the Pez community

cyrus buelton

#2
March 30, 2010, 09:29:22 AM
Aren't you the guy that gets drunk off like 3 beers?
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ZLTFUL

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March 30, 2010, 09:50:54 AM
Hardly Jud. Hardly.
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cyrus buelton

#4
March 30, 2010, 11:11:01 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on March 30, 2010, 09:50:54 AM
Hardly Jud. Hardly.

So you finally went through puberty?

nice work  [thumbsup]
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ducpainter

#5
March 30, 2010, 12:09:48 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on March 30, 2010, 11:11:01 AM
So you finally went through puberty?

nice work  [thumbsup]
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ZLTFUL

#6
March 30, 2010, 02:00:21 PM
I know, right? Every time I see a new picture of Jud I want to tell his dad I caught him smoking out behind the equipment shed in junior high.
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#7
March 30, 2010, 02:40:29 PM
Well, I'm half-shitfaced on domestic micro-brew ales as we speak, so make the beast with two backs it all.....

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DucHead

#8
March 30, 2010, 04:11:30 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 30, 2010, 02:40:29 PM
Well, I'm half-shitfaced on domestic micro-brew ales as we speak, so make the beast with two backs it all.....

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What a coincidence!  I just finished a few macro-brews of the light variety!   :P   [beer]
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#9
March 31, 2010, 02:16:34 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on March 30, 2010, 08:24:03 AM
Our Lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, at home, as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head and forgive us our spillages. As we forgive those who spill against us. Lead us not to incarceration but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the hops, the barley & the malt. Forever and ever. Barmen!

Mods...I know this is a very religious thread but my spirituality runs deep and I need to know that this forum respects that.

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