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« Reply #360 on: August 25, 2011, 04:51:54 PM »

I think there is simply just a cyclical expanding and collapsing of all the matter that we call our universe.
Starts with a mass so compact and dense that it explodes outward from being too compressed, expands until the initially outward force is overcome by the gravitational force back to center and then slowly collapses back inward. Rinse and repeat.

Probably also an infinite number of these expanding/collapsing universes....all sitting in neat little rows being used to light up a sign exclaiming "Topless Girls!"

Or nothing exists and this is all a figment of an equally non-existent imagination.
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« Reply #361 on: August 25, 2011, 06:38:06 PM »

I am embracing your "Topless Girls" theory, for it has a logical explanation. Without topless girls, there is no reason to have a universe.  Grin
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« Reply #362 on: August 26, 2011, 03:22:13 AM »

This is true. waytogo
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« Reply #363 on: August 26, 2011, 05:00:15 AM »

I am embracing your "Topless Girls" theory, for it has a logical explanation. Without topless girls, there is no reason to have a universe.  Grin

Best explanation I've read so far. 

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« Reply #364 on: August 26, 2011, 05:17:30 AM »

I am embracing your "Topless Girls" theory, for it has a logical explanation. Without topless girls, there is no reason to have a universe.  Grin

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« Reply #365 on: August 26, 2011, 05:51:41 AM »

Don't think about or you'll go crazy.. just live to have fun and have fun to live...

Also, yes the universe will reverse and collapse back to a single point.. 
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« Reply #366 on: September 07, 2011, 09:29:39 AM »

http://www.amazon.com/Kama-Pootra-Mind-Blowing-Ways-Poop/dp/1402237146
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« Reply #367 on: September 07, 2011, 09:53:47 AM »

Big Bang = Cosmic Splat Fart

in some minuscule corner of the infinite expanse

Time is not linear it is concentric in our little zone

actually there is no time there is infinity

Our level of comprehension about physics and the universe is marginally better

than a chimp's grasp of calculus

We are all a bunch of bugs milling around on a microscopic spec waiting our turn to get squashed

ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die


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« Reply #368 on: September 07, 2011, 03:11:17 PM »

Time is a construct of man

it is measured by our ability to perceive

our ability is limited by the parameters provided by this atmosphere

we cannot measure and understand concepts that we cannot perceive

we should get on with killing one another

stop wasting time firing rockets into space when there are perfectly good targets available down here
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« Reply #369 on: September 07, 2011, 03:23:00 PM »

Time is a construct of man

it is measured by our ability to perceive

our ability is limited by the parameters provided by this atmosphere

we cannot measure and understand concepts that we cannot perceive

we should get on with killing one another

stop wasting time firing rockets into space when there are perfectly good targets available down here
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« Reply #370 on: September 07, 2011, 03:26:55 PM »

Big Bang = Cosmic Splat Fart

in some minuscule corner of the infinite expanse

Time is not linear it is concentric in our little zone

actually there is no time there is infinity

Our level of comprehension about physics and the universe is marginally better

than a chimp's grasp of calculus

We are all a bunch of bugs milling around on a microscopic spec waiting our turn to get squashed

ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die



I get moments of clarity where I "get it" and can see the whole picture but then I get a bad headache and forget it
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« Reply #371 on: September 07, 2011, 03:46:25 PM »

I get moments of clarity where I "get it" and can see the whole picture but then I get a bad headache and forget it

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« Reply #372 on: September 07, 2011, 03:57:40 PM »

I didn't know you smoked dope. 
He has an AARP card.

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« Reply #373 on: September 07, 2011, 07:03:46 PM »

My friend said to me "I think the weather's trippy." And I said "No man, it's not the weather that's trippy. Perhaps it is the way that we percieve it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought "man, I should have just said 'yeah'."

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« Reply #374 on: September 07, 2011, 08:10:53 PM »

What the shit sort of hippie drum circle did I just stumble into?




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