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« Reply #585 on: November 12, 2013, 03:24:51 AM »

These things are creepy as make the beast with two backs to me.

Babies?
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« Reply #586 on: November 12, 2013, 03:49:45 AM »

Babies?


Those are dolls.

People dress them up and cart them around in strollers as if it's really their kid.

Creepy. As. make the beast with two backs.
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« Reply #587 on: November 12, 2013, 09:24:33 AM »

yup   creepy lol..

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« Reply #588 on: November 21, 2013, 12:53:02 PM »

New holiday stamps: Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and... a gingerbread house.  WTF USPS?



There is this thing that you might have heard about called Festivus....come on!
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« Reply #589 on: November 21, 2013, 01:23:32 PM »


There is this thing that you might have heard about called Festivus....come on!

is that the day when Ducati comes out with a motard?
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« Reply #590 on: November 22, 2013, 02:31:53 PM »

Not sure if this belongs here as it doesn't make me angry. Actually kind of the opposite.
http://www.laravisual.com/old-finnish-people-with-things-on-their-heads/
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« Reply #591 on: November 22, 2013, 08:23:52 PM »

Not sure if this belongs here as it doesn't make me angry. Actually kind of the opposite.
http://www.laravisual.com/old-finnish-people-with-things-on-their-heads/
Wow! A truly bizarre cultural phenomenon.
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« Reply #592 on: December 12, 2013, 11:43:24 AM »

What?

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=universe-really-is-a-holo
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« Reply #593 on: December 12, 2013, 12:16:20 PM »


That article appeared to be written in English, but I didn't understand much of it at all.
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« Reply #594 on: December 12, 2013, 01:10:56 PM »

^^  basically...


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« Reply #595 on: December 12, 2013, 01:37:10 PM »

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« Reply #596 on: December 13, 2013, 06:06:51 AM »

Jerky Gun ?!?!?!?!?

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000T3HXA8/?tag=051-20


looks like budget low rent Slim Jim's...but still....
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« Reply #597 on: December 23, 2013, 11:28:16 AM »

My dog runs free all day.  However at dark it is time to be tied up as the coyotes outnumber him.  Walked out last night to put him on the lead and almost jumped out of my skin.  Living in cattle country does have it upsides, if you are my pup.

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« Reply #598 on: December 23, 2013, 11:53:27 AM »

Ahhhh... the life of a dog. Mine would have tried to drag it inside to show it off. "Hey Dad, look what I found!"
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« Reply #599 on: December 26, 2013, 07:16:11 PM »

Awesome. ..
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Quote from: my wife
Ok babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

About the goat...
 His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.
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