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Author Topic: The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread  (Read 110736 times)
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« Reply #240 on: November 21, 2009, 06:33:33 PM »
Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 06:31:19 PM
yeah, I think the dog was photochopped in but... chick on a 1098 is hawt

Helmet...check.
Leather riding jacket...check.
Sweat pants...Check - WTF??
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« Reply #241 on: November 21, 2009, 07:22:08 PM »
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« Reply #242 on: November 22, 2009, 04:44:21 AM »
Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 02:44:08 PM


I think he took the term "brain bucket" a bit too literally...
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« Reply #243 on: November 22, 2009, 05:27:29 AM »
the funny thing is there is a helmet hanging on the front of the bike
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« Reply #244 on: November 22, 2009, 06:35:22 AM »
Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 07:22:08 PM


I hate it when this happens. Cool
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« Reply #245 on: January 03, 2010, 10:37:28 AM »
Quote from: zzilla on January 02, 2010, 09:23:18 PM

I know!
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« Reply #246 on: January 28, 2010, 05:40:47 PM »
Ok, so my cell phone main screen died today.  Flip it open and it's white.  Totally F'n white.  I know my way around the phone enough to make a few calls in my contacts and can receive calls still so I'm good till tomorrow or so.

Drop by the Verizon store today and the kid looks at the phone and declares that 'its shot'.  Ok, I'll give ya that one...  But next he pulls the battery out and declares through nothing but his visual acuity at the case of the battery that it's shot too.  Then he spins it around on the counter and just looks at me.  Blankly.

WTF!  Damn kids these days....

Oh, and that's a REALLY nice --um-- pic of the girl on the 1098.
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« Reply #247 on: July 18, 2010, 05:04:44 AM »
WTF!!

why does my battery always shit the bed on a sunday when I cant get a new one? on a similar subject, why do the smoke alarm backup batteries always die in the middle of the night?
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« Reply #248 on: July 18, 2010, 07:06:08 AM »
Quote from: krolik on November 22, 2009, 06:35:22 AM
I hate it when this happens. Cool
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« Reply #249 on: July 18, 2010, 01:08:54 PM »
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Ha! they´re making it!
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« Reply #250 on: August 01, 2010, 06:38:54 AM »
I cannot be the first to comment on this, but I just saw the second one in as many weeks...  (and one more a couple months ago)

Just by changing badging, anyone really going to think this:


is one of these:
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« Reply #251 on: August 01, 2010, 07:09:28 AM »
Quote from: Bick on August 01, 2010, 06:38:54 AM
I cannot be the first to comment on this, but I just saw the second one in as many weeks...  (and one more a couple months ago)

Just by changing badging, anyone really going to think this:


is one of these:


Well, there are an awful lot of idiots out there...
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« Reply #252 on: August 01, 2010, 08:24:07 AM »
Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 07:22:08 PM


Sort of a "what can brown do for you" moment. Grin Maybe the driver just delivered the mini sewing machine to the dude in the tux and the police didn't care for the parking job. laughingdp
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« Reply #253 on: August 05, 2010, 01:38:33 AM »


(more or less how I feel on the average workday)
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« Reply #254 on: August 05, 2010, 07:52:51 AM »
Quote from: Speedbag on August 05, 2010, 01:38:33 AM


(more or less how I feel on the average workday)

On top of the world and moist?
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