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Author Topic: The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread  (Read 110742 times)
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« Reply #285 on: January 25, 2011, 04:38:31 AM »

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« Reply #286 on: January 25, 2011, 07:37:36 AM »

That was about as exciting as a david blaine show shot by m night
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« Reply #287 on: January 25, 2011, 07:38:00 AM »

Darwinism. bang head Wouldn't he be surprised if that train had something dangling down between the cars. Like hydraulic hoses... or a grappling hook. Grin
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« Reply #288 on: January 25, 2011, 08:20:49 AM »

Now there's a terrible image laughingdp
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« Reply #289 on: January 25, 2011, 11:58:12 AM »

whatever the case, his stones are huge compared to his grey matter..

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« Reply #290 on: January 25, 2011, 02:32:23 PM »

Well said. Grin
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I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #291 on: April 02, 2011, 03:46:46 PM »

http://www.myspace.com/video/diagonal-view/man-has-82-julia-roberts-tattoos/107673511

Julia Roberts??  Huh?
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« Reply #292 on: April 02, 2011, 04:27:07 PM »


Would 82 IZ tattoos be better?

They'd probably take less space!
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« Reply #293 on: April 02, 2011, 07:19:17 PM »

foot of snow on my birthday....WTF!!!
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« Reply #294 on: April 02, 2011, 07:22:46 PM »

foot of snow on my birthday....WTF!!!
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Sunny and 60 here in Oregon yesterday

Snow today
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« Reply #295 on: April 02, 2011, 07:31:36 PM »

Sunny and 60 here in Oregon yesterday

Snow today

yeah,....it was sunny and 50 on thursday...
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« Reply #296 on: April 02, 2011, 07:36:08 PM »

80 here today.

snow in the forecast for tomorrow
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« Reply #297 on: April 02, 2011, 08:00:05 PM »

whatever snow you get will be gone in a day or two....

i miss colorado.
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« Reply #298 on: April 03, 2011, 06:11:05 AM »

foot of snow on my birthday....WTF!!!
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happy birthday  Smiley
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« Reply #299 on: April 03, 2011, 06:52:21 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERM!

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