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« Reply #315 on: April 06, 2011, 03:52:37 AM »

snowing again...

I was wondering

if we all put a few dollars in the kitty

we could get old man winter laid

and

he would knock this shit off

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« Reply #316 on: April 06, 2011, 03:54:13 AM »

snowing again...

I was wondering

if we all put a few dollars in the kitty

we could get old man winter laid

and

he would knock this shit off


but with who?

mother nature?  bang head
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« Reply #317 on: April 06, 2011, 05:23:34 AM »

...if we all put a few dollars in the kitty

we could get old man winter laid.....

but with who?

mother nature?  bang head
I'm not an expert in this area, but IMO its never a good idea to make the beast with two backs with mother nature.
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« Reply #318 on: April 06, 2011, 05:24:38 AM »

I'm not an expert in this area, but IMO its never a good idea to make the beast with two backs with mother nature.
exactly...
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« Reply #319 on: April 06, 2011, 09:18:03 AM »

oh,...this could go wrong so easily...
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« Reply #320 on: April 06, 2011, 02:04:41 PM »

it already has............ laughingdp
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« Reply #321 on: April 06, 2011, 06:06:09 PM »

WTF!!
which is more important? protection of life and property, or operating an elevator.... bang head
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« Reply #322 on: April 06, 2011, 10:22:23 PM »

WTF!!
which is more important? protection of life and property, or operating an elevator.... bang head

depends on which dept you are applying for
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« Reply #323 on: April 07, 2011, 04:34:42 AM »

depends on which dept you are applying for

or what the desired end state actually is...
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« Reply #324 on: April 07, 2011, 04:40:01 AM »

WTF!!
which is more important? protection of life and property, or operating an elevator.... bang head
How many flights of stairs?
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« Reply #325 on: April 07, 2011, 12:17:11 PM »

How many flights of stairs?

shouldn't matter...the individuals using the elevators ought to be capable of pushing the button themselves...i would think.
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« Reply #326 on: April 07, 2011, 12:17:59 PM »

depends on which dept you are applying for

oh, BTW,...i had my elevator rescue training last month.
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« Reply #327 on: April 07, 2011, 12:20:13 PM »

shouldn't matter...the individuals using the elevators ought to be capable of pushing the button themselves...i would think.
I'm obviously missing something here.

Feel like being less obtuse?
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« Reply #328 on: April 07, 2011, 04:32:16 PM »


oh, BTW,...i had my elevator rescue training last month.

Nice  waytogo

did they let you rappell the shaft?

we got to do that at UMCD but all rescue was from the floors, no one in the shafts if it was loaded with a lift
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« Reply #329 on: April 07, 2011, 06:03:49 PM »

I'm obviously missing something here.

Feel like being less obtuse?

i can't.......not without violating board rules.
Nice  waytogo

did they let you rappell the shaft?

we got to do that at UMCD but all rescue was from the floors, no one in the shafts if it was loaded with a lift

no, we don't have any elevators over 3 floors in my town...nothing you can't do with a ladder.
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