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« Reply #90 on: June 24, 2008, 02:28:53 PM »

Seeing some of the security personnel...

I thought some of them were related to you?  Kiss
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« Reply #91 on: June 24, 2008, 02:52:12 PM »

WTF does WTF mean?
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« Reply #92 on: June 24, 2008, 03:10:14 PM »

WTF does WTF mean?


you and your confusing acronyms  Angry laughingdp
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« Reply #93 on: June 24, 2008, 03:15:44 PM »

Seeing eye dog?

No, brown eye dog.
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« Reply #94 on: June 25, 2008, 11:48:24 AM »

you and your confusing acronyms  Angry laughingdp

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« Reply #95 on: June 27, 2008, 01:34:01 PM »

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« Reply #96 on: June 27, 2008, 01:35:41 PM »

Why is he squashing those tiny people in his hands?
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« Reply #97 on: June 27, 2008, 01:38:15 PM »

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« Reply #99 on: June 29, 2008, 12:57:33 PM »


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................WTF ?
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« Reply #100 on: July 13, 2008, 09:42:39 PM »

WTF!!

almost got killed on a ride yesterday. Shocked

coming around a long sweeping turn, following about 2 car lengths behind the cage in front.
closer to the edge of the road than the center line.

make the beast with two backsing cage comes barreling around the corner, crosses the double yellow center line right after passing the cage in front of me.
moving really fast
passes within about 2 feet of my left hand. no recognition that i am there what so ever.
make the beast with two backser came on so fast that by the time i registered what was happening, the car was passing me.
almost shit myself.

i had to pull over and get my heart started again.
then i spent about 5 minute deciding whether to continue my ride or go home.
shoulda gone home as it turned out, but thats another story Tongue
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« Reply #101 on: July 14, 2008, 05:24:38 AM »

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« Reply #102 on: July 14, 2008, 05:42:53 PM »

Friday night I stepped in dog poop.

At the airport.

On carpet.

WTF??

Well duh-they had to leave it there.



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« Reply #103 on: July 14, 2008, 05:49:25 PM »

And you wonder why she laughs at your beer-and-Skittle-induced suffering? WTF?
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« Reply #104 on: July 16, 2008, 05:56:17 PM »

On ebay...how can you tell this table is being sold by a man?

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