I want to play Bench Racer Bingo

[SacDuc]

Can someone make a jpeg of a bingo card with the following items in the squares? I think amusing myself with Bench Racer Bingo will be the only way I could ever go on a group ride again.

I ride faster than you.
I own more bikes than you.
I own cooler bikes than you.
I own more expensive bikes than you.
I do all my own wrenching.

My bike is more modified than yours.
My bike make more hp than yours.
My tires are better than yours.
I do more track days than you.
I've been riding more years than you.

I take it easy now but back in the day . . .
My gear is better than yours.
Free Space
I've many long distance trips.
Knee Down!

I started riding younger than you did.
I ride more miles than you.
I ride to work every day.
I don't even own a car.
I used to race.

My last lay down was awesome!
My chosen brand of bike is superior to your chosen brand of bike.
I can wheelie!
Chicks love my bike!
I've out grown my 600 and need a liter bike.


sac

[causeofkaos]

that is awesome
not the fact it seems your last ride was douche infested but
that i can relate

[ducpainter]

Are you whining again?

[SacDuc]

Are you whining again?

I have two speeds: Whining and Crying. Get used to it.

I am whining this particular time because since I got back on two wheels I've had a lot of offers to go on group rides. And I won't go because I hate the bullshit that accompanies the stops. Why can't we talk about basketball or something instead of waving our pricks at our bikes all afternoon? Its boring and monotonous.

sac


/just like my whining 

[ducpainter]

I have two speeds: Whining and Crying. Get used to it.

I am whining this particular time because since I got back on two wheels I've had a lot of offers to go on group rides. And I won't go because I hate the bullshit that accompanies the stops. Why can't we talk about basketball or something instead of waving our pricks at our bikes all afternoon? Its boring and monotonous.

sac


/just like my whining 

You just need to find a different crowd to ride with. Not all riders are so full of test I mean bullshit that they need to boast about breaking the law.

I don't actually mind your whining...

and it would be difficult not to be used to it by now.

[SacDuc]

You just need to find a different crowd to ride with. Not all riders are so full of test I mean bullshit that they need to boast about breaking the law.

I don't actually mind your whining...

and it would be difficult not to be used to it by now.

I've never ridden with more than four guys and not had it turn into a brag fest at the first stop. And if there happens to be a woman riding along its like every make the beast with two backsing biker on the planet was or is going to be Rossi. I swear she could have a hair lip, cleft palate, lazy eye, club foot, unibrow and a make the beast with two backsing peg leg and every asshole with a helmet wants to start measuring the size of his moto-penis. Just lame and boring. We do other things than ride motos, no? And no chance of chit-chatting about that stuff? Ever? Really?

I wonder if knitters sit around together and brag about the 50 sweaters they cranked out last year all made from some special yarn they have imported from some country you've never heard of. Oh, and check out my new titanium knitting needles. They are waaaaaay faster than your stock needles.

sac


/still whining

[ducpainter]

We usually discuss politics at stops with the peeps I ride with...

or how bad the roads suck.

Then we smile and go ride more.