Editor's Note:
Now that Aprils Fool's Day is officially behind us, we can confirm the above was written to celebrate the day of trickery. The story only exists in our minds with the inspiration coming from some wishful thinking, mixed in with humor and a dash of sarcasm thrown in. None of the names (real or not) have any such project in place (that we know of) and we thank them for letting us use their likenesses in our celebration of a unique day.
Because our readers are having so much fun with the story, we're keeping it up, but understand it is entirely a work of fiction written to entertain!
