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fastwin
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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Reply #15 on:
June 02, 2008, 02:47:25 PM »
Forget the other threads, like Lisa said... we have a winner! I couldn't even begin to guess who said what... not with this crew. Anyone is liable to say anything.
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Duc L'Smart
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 02, 2008, 03:11:30 PM »
"I looked at all the guys real close, and they all had something on"... the lady that works at Koyote, after rumors of pool guests "freestyling".
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 02, 2008, 04:28:40 PM »
gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!
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fastwin
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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Reply #18 on:
June 02, 2008, 04:30:22 PM »
OK, I don't even want to know what that is about! Hopefully someone was talking about a critter!!
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never2loud
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 02, 2008, 04:33:12 PM »
Quote from: dallas2r on June 02, 2008, 04:28:40 PM
gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!
Wow.
Talk about buzz-kill
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El Matador
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 02, 2008, 07:17:12 PM »
Quote from: dallas2r on June 02, 2008, 04:28:40 PM
gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!
Wow... when did
that
happen?
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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Reply #21 on:
June 03, 2008, 04:37:12 AM »
Some more from the HC trip for your reading pleasure:
Dude, that's so ribs.
We still have a big dipper!
Isn't that like seven in dog beers?
You can search the gay Internet on it.
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fastwin
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 03, 2008, 04:56:01 AM »
Quote from: caffeinejunkee on June 03, 2008, 04:37:12 AM
Isn't that like seven in dog beers?
That's one of my favorites!
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BarneePhife
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 03, 2008, 06:41:34 AM »
"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 03, 2008, 06:45:03 AM »
Quote from: dallas2r on June 02, 2008, 04:28:40 PM
gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!
Quote from: n2f on June 02, 2008, 04:33:12 PM
Wow.
Talk about buzz-kill
Quote from: chipo on June 02, 2008, 07:17:12 PM
Wow... when did
that
happen?
Well this
IS
the "Anals" thread.
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El Matador
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 03, 2008, 06:48:14 AM »
Quote from: BarneePhife on June 03, 2008, 06:41:34 AM
"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."
Baaahahahahahaha I remember that... Vaguely...
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DesmoLu
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 03, 2008, 08:35:31 AM »
Quote from: BarneePhife on June 03, 2008, 06:41:34 AM
"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."
hahaha i'm pretty sure that was the moment I first gave away the fact that my mind is always in the gutter
but seriously guys, how the HELL has the Man-o-meter not made it into this thread yet? "Mercury everywhere" anyone?!?!
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 03, 2008, 08:43:34 AM »
Quote from: DesmoLu on June 03, 2008, 08:35:31 AM
but seriously guys, how the HELL has the Man-o-meter not made it into this thread yet? "Mercury everywhere" anyone?!?!
Rich hasn't had time to post up
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 03, 2008, 08:50:15 AM »
That's it. Next trip I'm just gonna wear a permanent helmet cam for a memory backup.
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Duc L'Smart
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 03, 2008, 08:59:44 AM »
yeah... There was something about Cory's chain wax containing synthetic whale sperm, but now I can't quite remember
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'67 Ducati Monza 250 Bevel Drive
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