Ducati Monster Forum

powered by:

April 28, 2024, 08:14:20 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: No Registration with MSN emails
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  



Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 6   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: The Anals of Hill Country Ride  (Read 11523 times)
fastwin
Guest
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2008, 02:47:25 PM »

Forget the other threads, like Lisa said... we have a winner! I couldn't even begin to guess who said what... not with this crew. Anyone is liable to say anything. waytogo
Logged
Duc L'Smart
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 6315



« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2008, 03:11:30 PM »

"I looked at all the guys real close, and they all had something on"... the lady that works at Koyote, after rumors of pool guests "freestyling".
Logged

'07 1098s, '06 Paul Smart LE, '99 BMW K1200RS, '73 BMW R75/5, '67 Ducati Monza 250 Bevel Drive, '63 Vespa GS 160
dallas2r
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1751



« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2008, 04:28:40 PM »

gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!
Logged

2007 Monster S2R1000
2016 Multistrada 1200S Touring/Urban

A motorcycle will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no motorcycle. -Unknown
fastwin
Guest
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2008, 04:30:22 PM »

OK, I don't even want to know what that is about! Hopefully someone was talking about a critter!! vomit
Logged
never2loud
Guest
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2008, 04:33:12 PM »

gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!


Wow.

Talk about buzz-kill

 laughingdp
Logged
El Matador
Do I need knee pucks for my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 3708


'06 S2R1K, '07 695 - Sold, '99 996 - Sold, '04 Hurricane Project


WWW
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2008, 07:17:12 PM »

gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!

Wow... when did that happen?
Logged

caffeinejunkee
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2657


'07 M695--sold; red '96 900SS CR; '04 Busa--sold


« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2008, 04:37:12 AM »

Some more from the HC trip for your reading pleasure:

Dude, that's so ribs.

We still have a big dipper!

Isn't that like seven in dog beers?

You can search the gay Internet on it.
Logged
fastwin
Guest
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2008, 04:56:01 AM »

Isn't that like seven in dog beers?


That's one of my favorites! applause
Logged
BarneePhife
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 940


Nip it! In the bud!


« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2008, 06:41:34 AM »

"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."
Logged

  • 2006 Ducati SportClassic 1000
  • 1978 Yamaha GT 80

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
dallas2r
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1751



« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2008, 06:45:03 AM »

gahhh!!! He rubbed his anus on my arm!

Wow.

Talk about buzz-kill

 laughingdp
Wow... when did that happen?

Well this IS the "Anals" thread.  cheeky
Logged

2007 Monster S2R1000
2016 Multistrada 1200S Touring/Urban

A motorcycle will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no motorcycle. -Unknown
El Matador
Do I need knee pucks for my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 3708


'06 S2R1K, '07 695 - Sold, '99 996 - Sold, '04 Hurricane Project


WWW
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2008, 06:48:14 AM »

"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."

Baaahahahahahaha I remember that... Vaguely...
Logged

DesmoLu
If only he'd had a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 847


"You're like a stray wild animal" -- my ex


« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2008, 08:35:31 AM »

"He's pulling up pregnant dog on pregnant dog porn."


hahaha i'm pretty sure that was the moment I first gave away the fact that my mind is always in the gutter  Roll Eyes


but seriously guys, how the HELL has the Man-o-meter not made it into this thread yet? "Mercury everywhere" anyone?!?!
Logged

Duc L'Smart
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 6315



« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2008, 08:43:34 AM »

but seriously guys, how the HELL has the Man-o-meter not made it into this thread yet? "Mercury everywhere" anyone?!?!

Rich hasn't had time to post up  Grin
Logged

'07 1098s, '06 Paul Smart LE, '99 BMW K1200RS, '73 BMW R75/5, '67 Ducati Monza 250 Bevel Drive, '63 Vespa GS 160
Ducdood
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 64



WWW
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2008, 08:50:15 AM »

That's it. Next trip I'm just gonna wear a permanent helmet cam for a memory backup.
Logged

"How can you possibly know that Osama Bin Laden collects My Little Ponies? I think you're just making that up."
Duc L'Smart
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 6315



« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2008, 08:59:44 AM »

yeah... There was something about Cory's chain wax containing synthetic whale sperm, but now I can't quite remember  Tongue
Logged

'07 1098s, '06 Paul Smart LE, '99 BMW K1200RS, '73 BMW R75/5, '67 Ducati Monza 250 Bevel Drive, '63 Vespa GS 160
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 6   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
SimplePortal 2.1.1