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El Matador
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The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 01, 2008, 05:50:16 PM »
(Yes I know it's supposed to be annals)
Somebody had to start this topic so here goes:
Famous Quotes:
It's a Venezuelan Thing - Everybody
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El Matador
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 01, 2008, 05:51:34 PM »
(Pointing at Murduc's package when the light hit his wet shorts) "That looks like a gift from god!" - Desmolu
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El Matador
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 01, 2008, 06:01:06 PM »
(DesmoLu to MurDuc):
"Tomorrow night I will experience your super power."
(Anyone see a recurring theme here?)
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 01, 2008, 06:17:47 PM »
"Ron thinks he went to bed 45 minutes ago."
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El Matador
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 01, 2008, 08:26:19 PM »
"Gay rambo strikes again,
they drew first blooooood
"
(not sure who to credit for this little gem)
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El Matador
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 01, 2008, 08:28:48 PM »
Bryant8 to svoloch - Yelled from the bar patio, while the po po are writing svoloch's ticket.
"First pitchers are on me. What kind of beer do you want?"
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 02, 2008, 03:19:47 AM »
i can't believe i missed this stuff. razooom frazum f***n sh**. bryant that was awesome!!!
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"Where's Chipo?"
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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Quote from: Ducdood on June 02, 2008, 04:25:39 AM
"Where's Chipo?"
I think I missed this one
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DesmoLu
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June 02, 2008, 09:09:15 AM »
Notice a reoccuring theme here? My superpower is
so
all over the anal....s
Glad it could be so entertaining for everyone. I know I certainly
stroked
MurDuc's.....ego....
Here's some more:
"I think I'm rubbing off..... on you." -- everyone by the end of night one
and of course:
"Ummm, Bryant. That's my shirt." -- said as Bryant8 drunkenly puts on DesmoLu's shirt. Sorry Bryant, but I think I fill it out a little better than you
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caffeinejunkee
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 02, 2008, 10:21:44 AM »
A few of my favorites:
It felt bigger in my mouth.
He already ate breakfast.
Gay Rambo Ale: you can't help but swallow.
I vow never to pee in that living room.
Did you try to brush my teeth last night?
More to come...
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 02, 2008, 10:39:29 AM »
Damn I wish I could have went!!
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caffeinejunkee
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 02, 2008, 10:55:46 AM »
how could I forget these:
It's not like we're boning Cory.
We don't have to worry about it dripping...unless somebody's sitting under it.
I can't believe it's this late, and I still have my pants on.
I could use another inch-and-a-half, at least.
What do you think of my zuchini?
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never2loud
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Re: The Anals of Hill Country Ride
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June 02, 2008, 12:32:35 PM »
I can't believe it's this late, and I still have my pants on.
DING-DING-DING-DING! Hold your calls - we have a winner
So do we get extra points if we can guess who said what?
(Damn it, how could I have missed this trip...)
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June 02, 2008, 12:45:20 PM »
Quote from: n2f on June 02, 2008, 12:32:35 PM
(Damn it, how could I have missed this trip...)
ME TOO!!
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RIP cdc
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