Congratulate me, I just got my first mod!

Started by DesmoLu, April 14, 2010, 10:27:02 PM

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GAAN

is it too early for jokes about jesus' sexual prowess?

El Matador

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Jokes are always welcome ;)

There was an incident involving a drunken neighbor's friend. That's about all I can say right now.

Thanks for the well wishes

GAAN

if the neighbor needs to find himself perished

I know people

JBubble

Lu, hope you start feeling better soon.

If you guys need anything, please let us know!

somegirl

Hope you feel better soon Lu!

I had a temporary mod many years ago, several thousand dollars worth of hardware sticking out of my arm for 3+ months.  I was so glad to be rid of it.
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DesmoLu

Thanks! I knew you guys would make me feel better with tales of your various mods!

Well, in short what happened is I got full on punched in the face by a guy ~3x my size in my front yard. His girlfriend was double parked in my driveway blocking any escape and when they exited my neighbors house to leave I went to tell her that that was not an ok thing to do. Her boyfriend jumped in and went off on me, yelling and insulting me. When he went to push me, Jesus intervened and they started fighting. He had Jesus on the floor and I was telling him that since his problem was with me, to just take it up with me. He seemed to calm down and was standing, staring at me. I told him then to never talk to me like that again and to get off my property. Then he just suddenly went in for a full wind up punch to the face. It was so sudden I barely had time to turn. Ripped up my ear and broke jaw, blood everywhere. His girlfriend and my neighbors helped him flee the scene before cops arrived.

That's all I can say since those are just the facts.

This happened last Friday and I wasn't able to get the surgery until yesterday. Won't be able to open my mouth enough to talk for a while so excpect lots of boarding from me!

Triple J

Damn, that sucks. Good luck with the healing...and with finding that POS.

Pip

Here's to hoping he dies.   >:(

Sorry to hear about that Lu. Glad it didn't end up worse.
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

DesmoDiva

Wow!!   :o

Hope you feel better soon, Lu. 
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ctrain

DesmoLu I hope the guy that did that to you has to castrate himself and then eat his own balls. Unbelievable! Hes an absolute waste of skin!  [bang] [bang] [bang]


Best wishes and a speedy rocovery DesmoLu!   [thumbsup]





Bikes I've jumped and/or crashed:
84 Kawasaki KDX 80 - Bike i learned to ride on when I was young(er)
84 Kawasaki KDX 200 - First naked bike. crashed so frequently the plastics wouldnt stay on.
99 KTM 620 - If you could even get the thing kick started in the first place...
02 Yamaha Zuma - not a motorcycle but still crashed and jumped it way too many times.
04 Harley Road King Classic - Awesome story behind this
06 Ducati S2R 1000 - neither.... yet.

Porsche Monkey

This infuriates me.  Let me know if you need anything. 
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


swampduc

Hope you're feeling better today, Lu. I'll be in town this weekend. If you're up to it, I'd like to come visit.
Respeta mi autoridad!

Bun-bun

Quote from: DesmoLu on April 15, 2010, 07:17:23 AM
Thanks! I knew you guys would make me feel better with tales of your various mods!

Well, in short what happened is I got full on punched in the face by a guy ~3x my size in my front yard. His girlfriend was double parked in my driveway blocking any escape and when they exited my neighbors house to leave I went to tell her that that was not an ok thing to do. Her boyfriend jumped in and went off on me, yelling and insulting me. When he went to push me, Jesus intervened and they started fighting. He had Jesus on the floor and I was telling him that since his problem was with me, to just take it up with me. He seemed to calm down and was standing, staring at me. I told him then to never talk to me like that again and to get off my property. Then he just suddenly went in for a full wind up punch to the face. It was so sudden I barely had time to turn. Ripped up my ear and broke jaw, blood everywhere. His girlfriend and my neighbors helped him flee the scene before cops arrived.

That's all I can say since those are just the facts.

This happened last Friday and I wasn't able to get the surgery until yesterday. Won't be able to open my mouth enough to talk for a while so excpect lots of boarding from me!
Holy jumping catfish, Batman!

His momma must be so proud.

Someone needs to die.

Slowly.



Quote from: somegirl on April 15, 2010, 06:52:11 AM
Hope you feel better soon Lu!

I had a temporary mod many years ago, several thousand dollars worth of hardware sticking out of my arm for 3+ months.  I was so glad to be rid of it.
Hoffman external fixator.
I had one of those.

Told people I was growing a Porsche.
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

Veloce-Fino

As a fellow titanium robot person (shattered left clavicle from rugby) I say we hunt this mofo down and exact some serious vengence!! Lead pipe style.


Feel better!!
Is this thing on?

KnightofNi

i say props to you for saving jesus' ass from what was apparently going to be a righteous beating.


he should be taking extra good care of you for not being able to properly defend his woman.  [cheeky]
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