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ducatiz

June 02, 2008, 06:41:38 AM
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she
took it to the Veterinarian. He found the problem was
hair in it's ears and cleaned both ears and the dog
could hear fine.

The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from
reoccurring she should go to the store and get some
'Nair' hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month.

The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair'
hair remover. At the register, the druggist told her,
'If you're going to use this under your arms, don't
use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist said 'If you're using it on your legs,
don't shave for a couple of days.'

The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either;
and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#1
June 02, 2008, 06:43:43 AM
That joke is older than me....
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#2
June 02, 2008, 06:47:39 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 02, 2008, 06:43:43 AM
That joke is older than me....

well, damn then it should be very new to most people....   ;D
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#3
June 02, 2008, 06:48:27 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 02, 2008, 06:47:39 AM
well, damn then it should be very new to most people....   ;D
3rd-4th time around?    [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#4
June 02, 2008, 06:52:12 AM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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