What to do with raspberry smirnoff

[triangleforge]

Add Sprite.

Subtract anything resembling manhood or dignity.

Start with vodka -- lots of Soviet Union vodka. Then finish off the cognac. Look around the apartment somewhere in the heart of Moscow and realize that the only alcohol left is Russian ... hmm... it's in cyrillic so sound it out... fer... fer... ver... mutt. Ver-mutt. Straight shots of Russian Vermouth in a two liter bottle. After that, nothing is off limits.

YMMV.

[The Architect]

Add ice and tonic water and pretend it's cherry 7-up.


It's the least offensive mix I can think of. 

[bluemoco]

Mix two parts Godiva liqueur with one part raspberry Smirnoff in a cocktail shaker. Shake with ice and pour into martini glasses. Adjust your Godiva/Smirnoff ratio as desired.

[SacDuc]

Mix two parts Godiva liqueur with one part raspberry Smirnoff in a cocktail shaker. Shake with ice and pour into martini glasses. Adjust your Godiva/Smirnoff ratio as desired by the woman you are trying to get drunk and take advantage of.

Fixed.

sac

[KnightofNi]

raspberry iced tea?


i happen to like most flavored vodkas.
and it's called a kilt, not a skirt

[SacDuc]

raspberry iced tea?


i happen to like most flavored vodkas.
and it's called a kilt, not a skirt

You're so metal.

sac

[Buckethead]

You're so metal.

sac

Brutal.

[Monsterlover]

Omg my wife and I are laughing so hard we're in tears!

Love the one about lighting the rag and throwing it at who gave it to me.

My dad did it.

we love this red wine called red cat and I thought I might try mixing it 1:1 with that and calling the drink "Have you seen my pants?"

[Popeye the Sailor]

Burn it! 

[Veloce-Fino]

1 Break the bottle.
2 Use said broken bottle to rob liquor store and get some Jameson or Knob Creek.
3 Operate heavy machinery.

[Howie]

Bring it to DIMBY and burn it

[il d00d]

I understand you can get drunk by doing a booze enema.  You could figure out which method (orally, or... the other one) is a less repulsive way to get drunk on a bottle of raspberry Smirnoff.  I'm not a bettin' man, but my money is on the other one.

Another idea:
Mix one part Raspberry Smirnoff with three parts orange juice. 
Add a Tbs of triple sec, a splash of Rose's Lime, blend.
Wet rim of collins glass, and coat with raw sugar. 
Pour blended mixture into glass, drizzle with grenadine, garnish with lime wedge
Throw drink at someone you hate.

[RAT900]

Serve it to guests that you want to get rid of early

[Rameses]

I've never seen that shit at any bar I've ever been to.


Just sayin'.

[mraff]

mix with whipped cream; pour on french toast