BWAAAA!!!!

[Porsche Monkey]

Wife said I could buy another bike.  But I would have to sell the 914 first because we have to many cars.   

shitphuckdamnmothermake the beast with two backsersonofapregnant dog.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Wife said I could buy another bike.  But I would have to sell the 914 first because we have to many cars.   

shitphuckdamnmothermake the beast with two backsersonofapregnant dog.

Which 914 is it?  the 4 or the six?

[Porsche Monkey]

Its a very hot 4 that I built that's way more powerful and much lighter than the 6 ever was.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Doing more with less... Niiiice! 

[Porsche Monkey]

Its quicker than a base boxster so I'm happy.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Hahaa... Cool.

I love surprising people with my little 750 that way too!   [moto]

[Duck-Stew]

Only if you divide by a non-specific participle of the particulate matter.

And even then, you'll need to do that before 11AM on a Tuesday in an even numbered month.

In the southern hemisphere of course...

[Porsche Monkey]

Only if you divide by a non-specific participle of the particulate matter.

And even then, you'll need to do that before 11AM on a Tuesday in an even numbered month.

In the southern hemisphere of course...

Except every third leap year when the mass of the sun expands by x/y3 with x equal to the amount of salt in grams in the Indian ocean or something like that.

[CairnsDuc]

Except every third leap year when the mass of the sun expands by x/y3 with x equal to the amount of salt in grams in the Indian ocean or something like that.

Multiplied by the number of Spanners in a Snap On tool Kit
Minus the Average age of the Batting side.

[The Bacon Junkie]

I know you guys are making fun of my little Duc, but I can't prove it!   

[Randimus Maximus]

They aren't much fun.  Not nearly as hard as a Panamera Turbo. Oh darn, we are out of em.  Looks like it'll have to wait till tomorrow.  

Why would you have to replace a Panamera Turbo already?  Haven't they only been out six months or so?

[Duck-Stew]

jfur rierl ifli vile weieos nmjsoho.

Flritrh, Surhi "hjsigh"...  Fliwquq, Q 7643gee fuwiw, oeof.e

buei398, "Zaudpdr!!".

fsdilard dfof lfori,.w88

...and some shit...

[The Bacon Junkie]

jfur rierl ifli vile weieos nmjsoho.

Flritrh, Surhi "hjsigh"...  Fliwquq, Q 7643gee fuwiw, oeof.e

buei398, "Zaudpdr!!".

fsdilard dfof lfori,.w88

...and some shit...

BACK TO THE DRUNKLED THREED WITH YOU!!!

[Nitewaif]

I suddenly have the urge to drink after reading this thread.  Hmm... Maker's Mark or a glass of vino?   

[Porsche Monkey]

Why would you have to replace a Panamera Turbo already?  Haven't they only been out six months or so?

We've only seen one in a panamera, yours truly got the pleasure of doing it.  We have seen several on the cayennes and are seeing one or two on the 911s.  I would like to blame it on the ethanol but it would be more of an edjumacated guess than enything since I kant pruve iT yet.  Interesting that the owner filled up a few hours before et failed though.