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Started by Porsche Monkey, May 03, 2010, 08:50:43 AM

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Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 04, 2010, 05:15:24 PM
Wife said I could buy another bike.  But I would have to sell the 914 first because we have to many cars.   

[bang] [bang] shitphuckdamnmothermake the beast with two backsersonofapregnant dog.

I'll give you a 695 for it  :P
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 04, 2010, 05:15:24 PM
Wife said I could buy another bike.  But I would have to sell the 914 first because we have to many cars.   

[bang] [bang] shitphuckdamnmothermake the beast with two backsersonofapregnant dog.
What do cars and bikes have to do with each other?
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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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RAT900

Quote from: ducpainter on May 05, 2010, 03:03:46 AM
What do cars and bikes have to do with each other?

in my experience, nothing much good
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Porsche Monkey

Quote from: MrIncredible on May 05, 2010, 03:00:50 AM
I'll give you a 695 for it  :P

You wish  ;D   
never wanted that car to begin with but it was too good a deal to pass up.  Now, after much work, its one of the most fun cars I've driven.  Not the fastest thing out there, but quite satisfying.  If that's not crazy then I don't know what is. 
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


KnightofNi

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 04:51:37 AM
You wish  ;D   
never wanted that car to begin with but it was too good a deal to pass up.  Now, after much work, its one of the most fun cars I've driven.  Not the fastest thing out there, but quite satisfying.  If that's not crazy then I don't know what is. 

crazy would be passing up an offer like MrI made you.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

zooom

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 04:51:37 AM
   
never wanted that car to begin with but it was too good a deal to pass up.  Now, after much work, its one of the most fun cars I've driven.  Not the fastest thing out there, but quite satisfying.   

my buddy feels the same way about his 88 Audi 4000CS Quattro that he was practically gifted and has been working on putting together as his track car...putting together a turbo UR Quattro motor set-up for it for to be as stealthy as possible, and he is running it as stock and street looking as possible.
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 04:59:27 AM
crazy would be passing up an offer like MrI made you.


Sub 2000 pound car with 150 horses.  Almost twice more power than stock with some poundage shaved off, its a hoot.  Still have the old motor that I may do something crazy with.  Almost sold the thing two years ago but talked mahself out of it.  Since I can't get out of Porsche I may as well get deeper into it, keep the damn car and join PCA to drum up more business and support my dealership.  The wife has a boxster now that's the same color so we can go to the meetings together like peas and carrots. 
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


KnightofNi

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 05:33:45 AM

Sub 2000 pound car with 150 horses.  Almost twice more power than stock with some poundage shaved off, its a hoot.  Still have the old motor that I may do something crazy with.  Almost sold the thing two years ago but talked mahself out of it.  Since I can't get out of Porsche I may as well get deeper into it, keep the damn car and join PCA to drum up more business and support my dealership.  The wife has a boxster now that's the same color so we can go to the meetings together like peas and carrots. 

keep rationalizing any way you want.

i'll tell you what. i'll give you $500 cash money for it  [thumbsup]
i mean really, i'm doing you a favor by taking it off your hands... ;D ;D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 05:55:00 AM
keep rationalizing any way you want.

i'll tell you what. i'll give you $500 cash money for it  [thumbsup]
i mean really, i'm doing you a favor by taking it off your hands... ;D ;D

Screw that.  That's what I paid for it.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


KnightofNi

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 06:42:47 AM
Screw that.  That's what I paid for it.

so you're breaking even.

we all know mods don't add value  :D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 06:49:52 AM
so you're breaking even.

we all know mods don't add value  :D


Damn your right.  [bang] [bang]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


KnightofNi

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 06:53:18 AM

Damn your right.  [bang] [bang]

i'll paypal you the money after i get the title in the mail.  [thumbsup]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Porsche Monkey

Would you take a boxster instead?  Those things are a dime a dozen.  I don't want you humpin mah car mang.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


KnightofNi

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 07:44:20 AM
Would you take a boxster instead?  Those things are a dime a dozen.  I don't want you humpin mah car mang.

i'll pass on the boxter i'm told the electronic control is too invasive.

and you're car isn't a moose. it won't be humped.
maybe humped in, but it would never be on the recieving end of the humping.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)