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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2010, 05:40:38 PM »
Quote from: kingbaby on May 13, 2010, 02:15:16 PM
.... just give me mobile home, damnit!!!

If you'll just fashion a sign that reads "will make the beast with two backs for food" and stand on the corner of Central and Wyoming I'll bet you can find a pimp who'll put you up in a BRAND NEW used mobile home, with benefits!  If that doesn't work, just let me know and I'll pimp that azz out and see what I can do about finding at least a cheap motel room with "clean" linens for ya to "work" from.  bacon bacon

"My pregnant dog better have my money; come rain, sleet, or snow.
My pregnant dog better have my money; not some, not half, but all my cash.
'Cause if she he don't, I'll put my foot dead in her his ass."

"That man's a genius!!!"

"He's the Pimp of the Year"

For those who are lost (yes, I see you looking around in confusion, DM), just watch I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, and all of your questions will be answered!  (not to mention that the "aquarium shoes" scene would make a perfect addition to your movie reel tattoo!)

Oh, yeah.  I gots my fish shoes ready for ya, KB!!
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2010, 06:23:12 AM »
So if a Hispanic person gets pulled over in phoenix, and the cop says "Papers." and the guy being pulled over says "Scissors." Does the guy win?
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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2010, 06:33:41 AM »
Quote from: TheLos on May 14, 2010, 06:23:12 AM
So if a Hispanic person gets pulled over in phoenix, and the cop says "Papers." and the guy being pulled over says "Scissors." Does the guy win?


hahahahahahhah that rules \m/
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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2010, 06:46:50 AM »
Quote from: TheLos on May 14, 2010, 06:23:12 AM
So if a Hispanic person gets pulled over in phoenix, and the cop says "Papers." and the guy being pulled over says "Scissors." Does the guy win?
My wife is a teacher.. her students forwarded that to her on numerous occasions yesterday.  I say drop that visor, twist that wrist and go.  you'll be over 150 before he's back in his car!   Police
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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2010, 06:13:55 PM »
This can't be a thread jack, cuz I said WTF.

So, there I was at the shin dig at PJ's tonight, he (PJ) asked if I wanted to go ride bicycles tomorrow (I rode over 70 today ...fixed gear), we went into the Dyno room so he could show me a bike he wanted me to try out (don't ask why he keeps them in there), I turn around, and...WTF!!! I see the hottest 696 EVER    Shocked

Tomorrows weather looks like $$$, So, why is it there, Ms M?
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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2010, 06:20:43 PM »
Quote from: kingbaby on May 14, 2010, 06:13:55 PM
This can't be a thread jack, cuz I said WTF.

So, there I was at the shin dig at PJ's tonight, he (PJ) asked if I wanted to go ride bicycles tomorrow (I rode over 70 today ...fixed gear), we went into the Dyno room so he could show me a bike he wanted me to try out (don't ask why he keeps them in there), I turn around, and...WTF!!! I see the hottest 696 EVER    Shocked

Tomorrows weather looks like $$$, So, why is it there, Ms M?

it wasn't a pearl white 696 by chance?
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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2010, 06:23:39 PM »
Why yes it was.
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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2010, 06:27:55 PM »
hahaha i just saw the last part of your Huh?

well many reasons.  Undecided

i've got an oil leak in the engine so they're going to check it out.
and a little league game to go watch.
and i am not sure about taking her out on a big ride because of the Ex box ... i'm still trying to figure out what to do about the ecu ... fat duc or race ecu... or nothing ?
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« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2010, 06:36:25 PM »
Quote from: ms. mel on May 14, 2010, 06:27:55 PM
hahaha i just saw the last part of your Huh?
 i am not sure about taking her out on a big ride because of the Ex box ... i'm still trying to figure out what to do about the ecu ... fat duc or race ecu... or nothing ?

As long as you left the air box alone, there is absolutely nothing to worry about...period.  When you add more air, then you will need to change air/fuel mixture.  'til then... ride the hell out of it.  waytogo
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« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2010, 06:45:48 PM »
i have a WTF.

since when did alpinestars become some crappy hipster high fooloootin riding clothing company?

all i want is to replace my baseball cap and they don't make them for the wimmens anymore? now it seems like i'm looking at the neiman marcus or bebe website.
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« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2010, 06:48:12 PM »
Quote from: kingbaby on May 14, 2010, 06:36:25 PM
As long as you left the air box alone, there is absolutely nothing to worry about...period.  When you add more air, then you will need to change air/fuel mixture.  'til then... ride the hell out of it.  waytogo

done and done. it's a shame i left before you got there. got to meet stuart though!  Smiley
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« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2010, 06:56:13 PM »
Yes, So sorry I got there a bit late.  No worries though, you got to meet the handsome one in the family.

See ya' down the road, Ms M.
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« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2010, 05:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Cloner on May 13, 2010, 05:40:38 PM
If you'll just fashion a sign that reads "will make the beast with two backs for food" and stand on the corner of Central and Wyoming I'll bet you can find a pimp who'll put you up in a BRAND NEW used mobile home, with benefits!  If that doesn't work, just let me know and I'll pimp that azz out and see what I can do about finding at least a cheap motel room with "clean" linens for ya to "work" from.  bacon bacon

"My pregnant dog better have my money; come rain, sleet, or snow.
My pregnant dog better have my money; not some, not half, but all my cash.
'Cause if she he don't, I'll put my foot dead in her his ass."

"That man's a genius!!!"

"He's the Pimp of the Year"

how much for a rib?
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« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2010, 07:14:21 PM »
Quote from: ms. mel on May 15, 2010, 05:44:27 PM
how much for a rib?

Finally!  A bright, shining light in the land of heathens!  Hallelujah!

Juss po' it in mah hans.
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« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2010, 06:43:59 AM »
Quote from: Cloner on May 15, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
Finally!  A bright, shining light in the land of heathens!  Hallelujah!

Juss po' it in mah hans.

he O.G'd
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