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ducpainter

May 09, 2010, 02:37:45 AM
To all the mothers, mothers to be, and muthas of the the DMF. :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Architect

#1
May 09, 2010, 02:50:53 AM
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

I hope everyone pampers you today.  Enjoy. 

TiNi

#2
May 09, 2010, 03:26:12 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2010, 02:37:45 AM
To all the mothers, mothers to be, and muthas of the the DMF. :-*

did you forget to get T a card nate?  [laugh]

ducpainter

#3
May 09, 2010, 03:27:06 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 09, 2010, 03:26:12 AM
did you forget to get T a card nate?  [laugh]
She's not my mother. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#4
May 09, 2010, 03:30:22 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2010, 03:27:06 AM
She's not my mother. :P

oh right, i forgot Z can drive  8)

ducpainter

#5
May 09, 2010, 03:31:11 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 09, 2010, 03:30:22 AM
oh right, i forgot Z can drive  8)
He wants to. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#6
May 09, 2010, 03:33:27 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2010, 03:27:06 AM
She's not my mother. :P
oooo, wrong answer. You don't know better by now?
The safe bet is to recognize all mothers. This saves frying pans from getting dents in the shape of your head.
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Ddan

#7
May 09, 2010, 03:34:40 AM
Might as well go for mom-wannabees too.  Better safe than sorry.   ;D
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ducpainter

#8
May 09, 2010, 03:41:01 AM
Quote from: lethe on May 09, 2010, 03:33:27 AM
oooo, wrong answer. You don't know better by now?
The safe bet is to recognize all mothers. This saves frying pans from getting dents in the shape of your head.
I recognize them...

It's just not my place in life to help support Hallmark.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#9
May 09, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Did you lose your crayons?    ;D
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                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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TiNi

#10
May 09, 2010, 03:45:52 AM
Quote from: Dan on May 09, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Did you lose your crayons?    ;D

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

lethe

#11
May 09, 2010, 03:47:25 AM
you can always finger paint a card with your oatmeal
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ducpainter

#12
May 09, 2010, 03:48:16 AM
Quote from: Dan on May 09, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Did you lose your crayons?    ;D
I'm not sure... :P

of all the things I've lost it's my mind I miss most.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Architect

#13
May 09, 2010, 04:20:23 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 09, 2010, 03:48:16 AM
I'm not sure... :P

of all the things I've lost it's my mind I miss most.

I think you may have just misplaced it.  When one loses his mind he's not aware of having lost it.  All around him know he's lost his mind.  When confronted he denies it because he doesn't know better.

But when one has misplaces his mind, he knows something isn't right, something's amiss. 

Did you check behind the couch or the back seat of the truck?

Happy Mothers Day T.

The Bacon Junkie

#14
May 09, 2010, 05:17:06 AM
Happy Day, Mother!
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