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Started by eltristo, June 02, 2008, 09:09:23 PM

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Grampa

#15
June 03, 2008, 10:47:37 AM
visa and mastercard ads.   life takes visa

make the beast with two backs you .... make the beast with two backs your interest rate..... writing check and pay'n with cash slows things down? make the beast with two backs you

the customer pays extra for your shit, the business pays extra for your shit...make the beast with two backs you.

make the beast with two backs you credit cards
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Rameses

#16
June 03, 2008, 11:16:32 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 03, 2008, 10:47:37 AM
visa and mastercard ads.   life takes visa

writing check and pay'n with cash slows things down? make the beast with two backs you



I concur.

I've never understood how anyone could possibly believe that it would take longer to pull out cash and get change than it would to pull out a card and wait for the card to run.  In my experience, a credit/debit card transaction usually takes longer.

Ducatiloo

#17
June 03, 2008, 11:25:44 AM
Quote from: FatguyRacer on June 03, 2008, 05:01:20 AM
Smilin' Bob.

+1 on the winter  holiday one, where they all hear about bob's new "abilities" and line up to sit on his lap.
It's JUNE
750 SS 01    800 S2R 05  Aprilia RST 1000 futura

Bick

#18
June 03, 2008, 11:27:54 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 03, 2008, 10:47:37 AM
visa and mastercard ads.   life takes visa

make the beast with two backs you .... make the beast with two backs your interest rate..... writing check and pay'n with cash slows things down? make the beast with two backs you

the customer pays extra for your shit, the business pays extra for your shit...make the beast with two backs you.

make the beast with two backs you credit cards

Credit Card bill come recently, BP?

You would think a cash transaction would be faster, but have you seen some of these kids try to make change??!!!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Grampa

#19
June 03, 2008, 11:38:51 AM
Quote from: Bick on June 03, 2008, 11:27:54 AM
Credit Card bill come recently, BP?

You would think a cash transaction would be faster, but have you seen some of these kids try to make change??!!!

No.... I just see those ads as a giant lie. smiling happy customers and vendors. it's total bullshit. show the hidden fees, show the variable interest rate, show the dumb ass's making the minimum payment, and never making the ballance go away.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Gearhead_42

#20
June 03, 2008, 11:54:59 AM
Anything with a singing puppy/kitten/cow/aardvark.

Especially that damn flea repellent one.  [bang]

The only singing pet that should ever be in an ad is Morris the Cat saying "meow meow meow meow"


Talking, I can almost deal with... singing makes me want to throw my boot through the screen.

Jobu

#21
June 03, 2008, 11:57:04 AM
I may be the only one, but I want to see the GEICO lizard ended.  Not just taken off the air, but actually killed in a commercial.
(@  )( @ )

Bick

#22
June 03, 2008, 11:58:46 AM
Quote from: Jobu on June 03, 2008, 11:57:04 AM
I may be the only one, but I want to see the GEICO lizard ended.  Not just taken off the air, but actually killed in a commercial.

Like this:

Quote from: Bick on June 03, 2008, 08:26:59 AM

It is time for the Geiko Gekko to be eaten by the  Aflac Duck (and for the Aflac Duck to be featured in a new Chinese Restaurant ad as Today's Special)

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Gearhead_42

#23
June 03, 2008, 12:01:48 PM
Quote from: Jobu on June 03, 2008, 11:57:04 AM
I may be the only one, but I want to see the GEICO lizard ended.  Not just taken off the air, but actually killed in a commercial.

Have the Life Water chameleons deliver a beat down?  [beer]

Grampa

#24
June 03, 2008, 12:03:49 PM
or, he/it get runover by an illegal alien driving a car with no insurance
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Rameses

#25
June 03, 2008, 12:04:10 PM
Quote from: Gearhead_42 on June 03, 2008, 12:01:48 PM
Have the Life Water chameleons deliver a beat down?  [beer]


make the beast with two backs them.

They need to die too.

Jobu

#26
June 03, 2008, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Bick on June 03, 2008, 11:58:46 AM
Like this:


Where do you think I got the idea.  ???  [laugh]

Not sure how I missed that.
(@  )( @ )

Bick

#27
June 03, 2008, 12:15:39 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 03, 2008, 12:03:49 PM
or, he/it get runover by an illegal alien driving a car with no insurance

NO!!!  That would segway into another personal injury attorney ad.

The new ones that are running have him on his aquarium tour...  Two Words...  Piranhna Tank!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

TiAvenger

#28
June 03, 2008, 12:20:21 PM
pharmasutical adds (yes i know its spelled wrong) 

1-2 minuets and half the time they dont tell you what the make the beast with two backs it's supposed to treat.

You need pills to survive, you have a lower quality of life without this..... blah blah blah

drives me make the beast with two backsin nuts

Bick

#29
June 03, 2008, 12:25:40 PM
Any and all car dealership ads where the owner is dressed as a super hero or in local sports team attire.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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