Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....

Started by Betty Rage, May 10, 2010, 05:22:06 PM

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Betty Rage

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1251906

"South Boston toddler Jadm Moschella apparently thought he'd hit the motherlode Saturday night when, while out to dinner with his parents and stepsister, he reached for a glass and began drinking - a white Russian intended for his dad!........."

""........It's white and he thought it was milk. He took one sip and started gagging,” said 2-year-old Jadm's outraged mother, Jessica Smith, 22, who immediately called police from her table at the Rainbow Dragon restaurant on West Broadway."
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fastwin

Can't start them too early! [laugh] Dumb ass parents... pay attention to what your kids are doing!! Thank God a .45ACP 1911 wasn't laying on the table next to the drink!!! [bang] Shoot the parents, save the kid! [clap]

Buckethead

Are.

You.

Effing.

Serious.

?




With parents like that, I'd need a drink, too.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

silentbob

if I was the cop who responded I would have ripped that woman's ovaries out on the spot.


She must have been related to my soon to be ex.  She accepts responsibility for nothing.

Popeye the Sailor

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fastwin

Quote from: silentbob on May 10, 2010, 06:21:01 PM
if I was the cop who responded I would have ripped that woman's ovaries out on the spot.


She must have been related to my soon to be ex.  She accepts responsibility for nothing.

You are re-living my past life all over again. You have my deepest sympathies! Divorce took two and a half years with no kiddos! [bang] Shovel money to the attorneys for no damn good reason!! >:( Stupid and then some...

Hope you fare better. Good luck! [thumbsup]

SacDuc



I don't see what the big deal is. When I was 3 years old I woke up while my parents were cleaning up after a little party they threw. They didn't know it but I was going around the house finishing off all of the drinks that were left around. Apparently I got completely wasted. And look at me, I turned out just fine.

sac



/what?
//seriously, what?
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Stinky Wizzleteats

I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

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IZ

Quote from: SacDuc on May 10, 2010, 08:22:53 PM

I don't see what the big deal is. When I was 3 years old I woke up while my parents were cleaning up after a little party they threw. They didn't know it but I was going around the house finishing off all of the drinks that were left around. Apparently I got completely wasted. And look at me, I turned out just fine.

sac



/what?
//seriously, what?


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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

RAT900

Quote from: Duck Fat on May 10, 2010, 09:17:05 PM
What kind of stoopid name is Jadm anyway?

acronym no doubt:  JADM, Journal on Algebraic and Discrete Methods or perhaps Joint Analytic Data Management

Clearly this child-prodigy's parents were National Merit finalists and Regional Spelling Bee champions

The cops should have arrested them on the spot for child neglect...

but not to worry they have most likely retained an attorney to sue the small-business owner into bankruptcy in a civil court on the taxpayer's dime

This is an insult to the Pez community

DW

If the parents haven't learned by now to watch where waiters place food, they are idiots. Try ordering fajitas and have them place the sizzling skillet in front of the kid. Happens every time because it is usually the clearest place on the table (for reasons obvious to most parents). Take responsibility for your own actions!!! 

Oldfisti

Quote from: Obsessed? on May 10, 2010, 05:36:01 PM
Are.

You.

Effing.

Serious.

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With parents like that, I'd need a drink, too.






Other than this I don't know what else to say...


???    :-X
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

avizpls

yeah, im not sure what the big deal is here. Mom shoulda chuckled, "that'll learn ya" and gave him his milk.


call the police/. for what???? people need nannys?
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mitt

I am guilty of chugging a gin and tonic when I was little - thought it was 7up.  My parents were smart enough to just laugh - not call the cops for F sake.

mitt