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Monsterlover

May 13, 2010, 12:41:17 PM
A lesson on perspective. . .

Impossible motion: magnet-like slopes
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#1
May 13, 2010, 12:48:09 PM
sometimes you have to change your outlook to see what's really going on?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Grampa

#2
May 13, 2010, 12:57:22 PM
Satans onramp
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

SacDuc

#3
May 13, 2010, 01:02:44 PM


A WITCH!!




sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

KnightofNi

#4
May 13, 2010, 01:06:06 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 13, 2010, 01:02:44 PM

A WITCH!!




sac

how do you know she is a witch?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

SacDuc

#5
May 13, 2010, 01:10:56 PM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 13, 2010, 01:06:06 PM
how do you know she is a witch?



She turned me into a newt.



Sir Sacsalot

HATERS GONNA HATE.

CMDRDAVE

#6
May 13, 2010, 02:48:32 PM
must be on a treadmill
Insert witty comment here-->

ducpainter

#7
May 13, 2010, 03:52:11 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 13, 2010, 12:41:17 PM
A lesson on perspective. . .

Impossible motion: magnet-like slopes
You all laughed.

who's laughing now?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#8
May 13, 2010, 04:30:36 PM
Me :D

I laugh at all kinds of things though...
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#9
May 13, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 13, 2010, 04:30:36 PM
Me :D

I laugh at all kinds of things though...
Laughing is always a good thing. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DoubleEagle

#10
May 13, 2010, 04:37:02 PM
An optical delusion.

Dolph     :)
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

Oldfisti

#11
May 13, 2010, 07:42:05 PM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

The Bacon Junkie

#12
May 13, 2010, 08:01:36 PM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on May 13, 2010, 04:37:02 PM
An optical delusion.

Dolph     :)

obstacle contusion





[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Oldfisti

#13
May 13, 2010, 08:04:30 PM
Quote from: XJDAVE on May 13, 2010, 02:48:32 PM
must be on a treadmill


The balls take off.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

TiNi

#14
May 14, 2010, 12:43:17 AM
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