YES!

Started by junior varsity, May 19, 2010, 12:07:42 PM

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junior varsity

I just saw a bear fall out of a tree, land/bounce on a trampoline. (it then landed on the ground - not sure if bear survived second landing) (note: this was on the news... i am not awesome enough to have witnessed this first hand)


BUT MAN WAS IT AWESOME TO SEE A BEAR WITH ARMS FLAILING ABOUT BOUNCE ON A TRAMPOLINE

il d00d


IZ

seen that one before.   [laugh]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Monster Dave

Am I the only one who feels bad for the bear for face planting??

Stinky Wizzleteats

Quote from: Monster Dave on May 19, 2010, 12:35:12 PM
Am I the only one who feels bad for the bear for face planting??

No.

But he wouldn't have felt much, maybe a headache when he woke up.
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Porsche Monkey

Why even use the trampopoline? It almost bounced as high as the branch it fell out of.
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Pip

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 19, 2010, 01:15:51 PM
Why even use the trampopoline? It almost bounced as high as the branch it fell out of.

Because it's a BEAR! ON A TRAMPOLINE!  [bow_down]
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Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

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Quote from: Pip on May 19, 2010, 01:27:50 PM
Because it's a BEAR! ON A TRAMPOLINE!  [bow_down]

Yup. You'd think a texan of all people would understand the concept of "Hey y'all watch this!"
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TiNi

i feel sad for the bear too...

don't those rescuers know they make sides for trampolines  ???

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pennyrobber

Holy crap! Best thing I saw on the interweb today. They should have had couple of spotters maybe.
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junior varsity

it would have been even more amazing if it had double bounced on the trampoline. or if somebody was on it, and jumped so the bear double jumped them high into the air. Instant "one-upper" winner: I got double bounced on a trampoline by a black bear; beat that.

pennyrobber

I imagine it would be like this.
Nitro Circus: Jolene jumps
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Monsterlover

that. . .


is awesome.

I would so do that.
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I saw EDIT: ANOTHER one similar to that on Nitro Circus where they jumped a jetski/seadoo onto a ballon like that.  It launched the dude like 150 feet forward.  Travis Pastrana makes Jackass looks like... well...  jackasses
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