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« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2010, 04:13:17 AM »

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« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2010, 04:20:15 AM »

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« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2010, 04:23:02 AM »

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Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?
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« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2010, 04:35:24 AM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2010, 04:38:57 AM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2010, 04:39:35 AM »

Unfortunately, "Tattoo"..


committed hari kari so filling the midget role of DucCarlos is going to be a challenge.



My first thought was..


But he'll be on location shooting MI-5' 3"


My next thought was "Machete"..


but too much "movie magic" would be involded, i.e.: covering up the all the tattoos and making him shorter than the IZ character.  
The real challenge for the CGI crew though would have been making Danny Trejo even more greasier than he already is!
    
Because..we all know Puerto Ricans are FAR MORE greasier then Mexicans.   Grin


Since he wouldn't have a speaking role, we finally decided on a bottle of..



actual size shown










 
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« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2010, 04:45:37 AM »



actual size shown
 

Baaaahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2010, 04:49:25 AM »

Baaaahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

sh*t!

I just noticed..

that's synthetic!

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« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2010, 04:56:00 AM »

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« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2010, 04:56:40 AM »

He Man - Cody from 'Tropic Thunder'




Dude, He Man is Asian.


I was thinking more like this...





Squeegee in hand ready to wipe the shit/vomit/garbage juice off of his bike.


 cheeky
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2010, 04:58:12 AM »


ready to wipe the garbage juice off of his bike.

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« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2010, 05:09:47 AM »

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« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2010, 05:23:04 AM »



Polpetta:





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« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2010, 05:25:49 AM »

Giada?!..NICE!!  ^^^

HAHA!!
THey just so happen to be talking about breast feeding on the news!   Grin
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« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2010, 05:51:06 AM »

So who would star in DMF: The Movie  or DML: The Prequel

ducpainter would be played by:




Really??  I dont know what DP looks like but I always pictured

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_Just_My_Luck/Thumb/006JML_Gerry_Vichi_001.jpg

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