Are you really as cool as you think you are? Here's a test...

Started by Oldfisti, May 25, 2010, 03:50:31 PM

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Oldfisti

Were You "Cool" in High School? Are You "Cool" Now? This test is based on how cool you were in High School... What crowd you ran with, what car you drove, who you dated, etc. It's pretty accurate. You may want to send it to your friends to see if they've changed.


http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Porsche Monkey

Nope I'm still a dickhead. I coulda told you that without taking a test. I prefer being called an asshole though for future reference.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


SacDuc



If someone is so worried about being perceived as "cool" by others (in high school or as an adult) that they have to take a test affirm themselves, they are probably a douchebag of such epic proportions that they would be easy to spot and avoid.

Therefore this test is unnecessary as a means of detection.

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Oldfisti

Quote from: SacDuc on May 25, 2010, 04:07:26 PM

If someone is so worried about being perceived as "cool" by others (in high school or as an adult) that they have to take a test affirm themselves, they are probably a douchebag of such epic proportions that they would be easy to spot and avoid.

Therefore this test is unnecessary as a means of detection.

sac



Excellent deduction sac but you're overthinking this. Click the link and you'll know what I mean.


;)
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: SacDuc on May 25, 2010, 04:07:26 PM

If someone is so worried about being perceived as "cool" by others (in high school or as an adult) that they have to take a test affirm themselves, they are probably a douchebag of such epic proportions that they would be easy to spot and avoid.

Therefore this test is unnecessary as a means of detection.

sac


+1 Ducksac  [thumbsup]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


SacDuc

Quote from: alfisti on May 25, 2010, 04:14:21 PM

Excellent deduction sac but you're overthinking this. Click the link and you'll know what I mean.


;)



I refuse.


dacsuc
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

NoisyDante

Well, upon failing the test, I thought I'd work on bettering myself by following this list.  8)

'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

NoisyDante

That list cracks me up:

- Exxxtreme (everything)
- "Hollywood"
- Subscribe to Vice
- Learn to speak European
- 360's
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



SacDuc

Quote from: ducpainter on May 25, 2010, 04:43:57 PM
it is far more important that he also...

cracks himself up. [thumbsup]


Oh my god! Someone finally gets it!!


sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

herm

i don't need a test.

i was not cool in high school. other than sports and girls, i had different interests. but that was only four years of my life. 1/10th...

i happen to think that the last twenty years of my life have been more defining, had more of an impact...or whatever.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

fastwin

Never been cool. Never will be. Sleep like a baby and need no meds. Over and out. [thumbsup]

ducpainter

Quote from: SacDuc on May 25, 2010, 04:53:26 PM

Oh my god! Someone finally gets it!!


sac
You think you're...

the Lone Ranger?

Quote from: fastwin on May 25, 2010, 04:56:48 PM
Never been cool. Never will be. Sleep like a baby and need no meds. Over and out. [thumbsup]

I used to sleep ;D

Doctors will try to kill you.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."